Hi Friends,
May be it is time I do some lawyer bashing myself.
My experience I am about to write and jokes don't
apply to all lawyers. Before I start I should mention
that "all lawyers are innocent until proven guilty".
When I won the DV Lottery last year since my case was
rather complicated I wanted to do the AOS with a lawyer.
I talked to several lawyers. Before I started my rounds
I educated myself about the DV Process. My immigration
history goes way back. What happened with lawyers was
most of them told me that I was not eligible, some of them
told me that I was eligible and only one of them was able
to answer some of my questions. All of them were happy
to charge a consultation fee. So, if I had listened to lawyers
I would never have gotten my green card.
I would finish with some jokes on "some" of the lawyers.
I am just posting them for freedom of speech. It doesn't
necessarily mean that I agree with the jokes.
* Lawyer's creed: A man is innocent until proven broke.
* What do lawyers and sperm have in common? One in
3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
* If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why should you never
swerve to hit him? It might be your bicycle.
* It was so cold last winter ... (How cold was it?) ... that
I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
* You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake
and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets.
What should you do? Shoot the lawyer. Twice.