Well I had my Infopass appointment today and it was quite funny mostly on account of my being completely stoned. Ok I exaggerate, But I'd gotten only 3 hours of sleep, and could barely keep my bloodshot eyes open. I really had little idea what was going on around me.
I wait in a small queue (only 3 people when I got there) outside a large room with many seats and glass booths. Right at the entrance there's a guy seated at the desk checking papers - screening people no doubt. I show him my infopass appointment printout and ID, and was squinting at the booths (I'd forgotten my glasses at home) trying to catch a glimpse of the immigration officers. Meanwhile this guy looks at the appointment printout and ID but keeps pestering me with questions - what brought me there? when had I filed my N400 application? What's my A#? I'm wondering why I have to answer all these questions just to get into the room. So I pull out my receipt and show it to him and say all I'm there for is to know if I've passed namecheck.
"Aha! The dreaded Namecheck!" he exclaims with undisguised glee
"I can tell you right now, even without checking anything that it will not be complete" I'm getting a bit annoyed that this screener is keeping me from entering the room with his unsolicited opinions.
"How can you say that?!" I protest.
"Because namechecks are taking anywhere between 10 months to 3 years" he says.
"Holy crap - you're kidding!" I exclaim.
"No I'm not" he says. I'm wondering what to do now and whether this guy will ever let me in to talk to talk to a real IO - when out of the blue he says
"But you're lucky, I see that yours is complete". What?? Then in my sleep-deprived fog it finally dawns on me - this guy is not a screener, he
IS the Immigration Officer! (I finally focused on the badge on his shirt)
"Really? Namecheck complete?!" I ask incredulously.
"Yes" he says.
"But your file is still in Vermont" it's still going to be a while for the interview - I'd say 90 days".
I made him repeat it a couple of times to be sure I was hearing right. Then I blurted out a thanks, and walked out. I must have come across as a complete idiot. but who cares? Namecheck is done!
)
Moral:
- Waiting 3 months after Fingerprinting for doing Infopass is not unreasonable - especially if you've tried calling without any results
- Get good sleep, and most importantly remember to take your glasses or contacts if you wear any
S.