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July16... You need a real job man. Have you asked yourself what you're going to do after getting your GC ? If this is what you're going to do, the INS better give that GC to someone more deserving.

"Good morning, bapu and bibi jis. This is your very handsome captain welcoming you to Kitthey Pacific Airways. Sorry we are four days late in taking off but I had to do some overtime at the bakery. This is the ek, dho, five, sex flight to New Delhi. We cannot guarantee that we will end up in...

The only Reddy I like is the telugu actress Keerthi Reddy. If she's visiting, send her over to my apartment. I'll create some "breaking" news with her. :D

You should have called up your bank and done a stop-payment on the checks.

In Hyderabad we have our own little Johnny. His name is Chotu. His father is ambitious to educate Chotu. Chotu goes to school located in tappachaputra Its principal is educated in Urdu high school and claims that he passed tenth class! There is a school inspection the next day and the...

$240 on beer ? For that amount of money, I want "hands-on" approach, not imaginary one. :D

whats xanax/valium ?

I would have spent that kinda money in a strip club. :D

almost_free : You are being so patriotic to the USA, as if your application at the INS is pending for citizenship approval. Relax buddy. Don't complicate too many issues here. People applying for greencards don't owe allegiance to the USA. To many people Greencard is only a means and not...

kitne dur... kitne paas Your case is like an orgasm... about to come. :D

Congrats...Greaty-K You did a wonderful job for your fellow GC waiters. May God Bless you. Regards

Anita Gupta : Wish you were the best in all your endeavours :D

Lamborghini : You're trying the Desi style of pataauing. Ask Anita Gupta directly, man... "Aati kya Khandala ?"

1 lakh = 1 peti 100 lakhs = 1 khokha "Lakh" and "crore" are obsolete words in India. :D

A hot chick on a forum is similar to a covergirl on a playboy mag. Can't do anything with her. :D

It was neither quizzical nor amusing. I don't know why you titled it as "Grammar Quiz".

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What was quizzical about it ? You're probably spending too much time on this board. Take a break. There wasn't anything amusing about your "quiz".

Turn over Cards A and 2

If you're a couch potato, watch "The Man" show on comedy central with a mug of chilled beer in your hand. :D :D