A Grammar Quiz

july16

Registered Users (C)
1 - "The Teacher", says the Mayor, "is a Fool".

2 - The Teacher says, "the Mayor is a Fool".

Identical sentence and words, whats the difference???

any takers???
 
What was quizzical about it ?

You're probably spending too much time on this board. Take a break. There wasn't anything amusing about your "quiz".
 
Dear habibi

Originally posted by habibi
What was quizzical about it ?

You're probably spending too much time on this board. Take a break. There wasn't anything amusing about your "quiz".

This particular question was refered as an Anecdote by none other than Alex Trebek the all time famous host of Jeopardy, in an episode where one of the categories was "In Quotations"!!!!!

Now you tell me was it not quizzical enough or was it not amusing enough???

About spending too much time on this board, well I am fortunate enough to have 24/7 access to the internet, and I happen to particularly like this board, and thats what I do when I take a break!!!

;) :p :D
 
Dear habibi

different people different tastes!!

you are entitled to have your own opinion, and so am I!!

:D :D :D
 
Habibi, you grouch! "We are not amused..."

Here's an interesting one. No tricks but it does involve lateral
thinking. As (predominantly) engineers, I bet many of you (me included)
will come up the answer of two trips.
But it can be done in only one trip. It's interesting how we think about
puzzles/problems - specifically how we tend to frame them in our domain.

Okay, here's the puzzle:

You are in the basement of a strange house. There are three
light switches, A, B, and C. These light switches are connected
to light bulbs in three rooms upstairs.

How many times do you have to flip a switch(es) and make a trip
upstairs to work out which switch is wired to which bulb?
 
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is this the one where you keep one on for 5 minutes and turn it off and then switch the second one on and then walk down to see which bulb is on and which bulb is warm..?
 
shhhhh habibi!!! Quiet!!

July16,

Whether it is a quizzical or not, it certainly was something that we could kill the time with! It is similar to the following :

Leave him, not kill him
Leave him not, kill him

Woman, without her, man is a savage (makes women happy :) )
Woman without her man, is a savage (makes women mad :) )

-Raj
 
prajaram

LOL

The second is a real gem,

Tonight when I go home, I am gonna Try it on my wife!!

:D :D :D
 
don't!!!

July16,

Don't... for your own good :) Women have got pretty aggressive when I mentioned the second one; I had to quickly mention the first as the "right" one :)

-Raj
 
Here is another quiz , see if u can solve it

FACTS:

1. There are 5 houses in 5 different colours.
2. In each house lives a person with a different nationality.
3. These 5 owners drink a certain beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar and keep a certain pet.
4. No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar or drink the same drinks.

HINTS :

1. The Brit lives in a red house.
2. The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
3. The Dane drinks tea.
4. The green house is on the left of the white house.
5. The green house owner drinks cofee.
6. The person who smoke Pall Mall rears birds.
7. The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
8. The man living in the house right in the centre drinks milk.
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The man who smokes Blend lives next to the one who keeps cats.
11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smoke Dunhill.
12. The owner who smoke Blue Master drinks beer.
13. The German smoke Prince.
14. The Norwegian lives next to the Blue house.
15. The man who smokes Blend has a neighbour who drinks water.

The Question is …………………

WHO KEEPS FISH ?
 
light switches

twice
turn a switch on, go up to see whcih room it is in, come back down, flip another switch on(don't turn the first off) and go up.

Of course I could have made a fool of myself. My thinking is not as logical as you engineers with super math skills
 
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