I'm back! Bedded my first American last night!
Time is a funny thing. When it's all ahead of you, it's difficult not to get fretful and restless. But when you've reached your milestone then all the time behind is nothing more than water under the bridge, with all the fretfulness, impatience, anxiety washed away with the swirls and eddies, and all is sweetness and light!
After convincing the check-in desk that I hadn't joined the Communist Party are become a habitual drunkard and that my wife hadn't suddenly become a prostitute in 2 days, we went into the hall and sat in Row 6. About 100 folks filed in and the ceremony started about 1:45 PM. It was led by the director (Pasco?), and he did it very well. He first acknowledged the long and painful process we all had to endure with his bureaucracy, and that we would no longer have to deal with it (applause and laughter). Then he apologized for not getting us in in time to vote (I appreciated this gesture). Then after the videos, oath, and pledge, he welcomed us as Americans - as American as direct descendants of the Founding Fathers (that was a great touch!).
I expected this to be my most painless experience with USCIS, but I didn't expect it to be as sweet and moving as it was. A bunch of different emotions jostled for attention: joy, mild anticlimax, relief, exhaustion, peace.
It was too cold and windy to walk, so we arranged to get our passports taken care of. We went to Chapel Hill PO, but when we got there they said we first needed to make an appointment! I could feel my blood pressure rising, because my tolerance of bureaucratic delays at this point was completely shot! But we called the number, and they scheduled an appointment for 12:45 PM today (I don't think I could have survived a wait until Monday).
Then we went to Lowes, bought a big American flag and bunch of little ones (one I subsequently stapled to my mailbox), and while there bumped into some American friends. They were so tickled that we were now one of them, and that we were purchasing flags. We've been amazed at how touched and pleased our many American friends have been that we are now no longer aliens (with green antennae and all).
We went to a Thai restaurant, but it was a little flat. I'm no fan of American cuisine, but I should have held my nose and ordered a Big Mac and Bud! When we got home, I walked around the neighborhood (please note the spelling!) and drank in the experience. I didn't have to take my green card with me in case a cop stopped me! After 16 years in this country, we both feel very much at home here, but there was always a subtle veil between us and "them Americans". That veil has now lifted, like the plastic cover over the screen of a new cellphone, revealing the shiny thing itself. Yup, we're now one of them!
Finally, I'd like to acknowledge this great forum. When I started this journey 16 months ago, I thought it would be a simple process of: apply, take fingerprints, be interviewed, and do oath. Quite unlike the more complicated multistage green card process, with AC21 thrown in. But when our checks hadn't been cashed for over a month, I got worried and found this forum and saw that the delay was due to the July 2007 surge. I only read the forum for the first few months, but when my acknowledgment letter arrived exactly a year and a day ago, it said I could expect to wait
730 days! That goaded me into action and I posted my first thread (this thread!) on the forum (please forgive my newbie error of calling the DO a "PO"!). That was then I got to know a lot of passengers, Bobsmyth the busdriver, and Vorpal the conductor (he's been quiet lately - no doubt due to the blissful demands of the newly wed!). I also became aware of some desperate cases: Nimche who was separated from his wife for 4 years, Gatedgal who freaked out about getting citizenship before her 28th birthday so that she could do her Top Gun thing in the USAF. And numerous other stories. By contrast, we did not have that desperate need to get citizenship fast, so we were the best folks to roll across the finish line last. If that helped others who desperately needed it, then I'm happy for them.
Another great thing about US citizenship not mentioned before is that I can now support a soccer team that might just make it to the second round of the 2010 FIFA World Cup in my native South Africa! However, come the 2011 Rugby World Cup in New Zealand, I think I will still place my money on the current World Champions!
Peace all and have a great weekend. Next Thursday, you're all obligated to stuff yourselves with turkey and pumpkin pie!
Joe the American