Is your question serious, or are you just prodding to look for any vulnerability in the passport agency decision making on who to grant a passport with priority? I personally don't have any sympathy for people who just want to jump ahead of the queue just for the sake of it. My take is, if your trip is legitimate and you have a need for a passport quickly then they should give you the passport quick. If you are just trying to make it look like you are in a rush without really being in a rush, I just hope the passport agency catches up on the trick and denies the application
By the way, you keep asking, but you have never said if you would have a legitimate reason for a same day passport, so I am just assuming you are asking for the fun of it, and thus I am replying for the fun of it