Storyline next week otherwise am in the freezer freezing for future use lol!
Wish i was put in the oven by now i could have baked. I will unleash the story next week to you people. Otherwise keep checking for any signs pop up!!
Dv 2013 kenyan selectees report here!!!!
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Wish i was put in the oven by now i could have baked. I will unleash the story next week to you people. Otherwise keep checking for any signs pop up!!Storyline next week otherwise am in the freezer freezing for future use lol!
You are making us freak and we know you are the strongest among us.When u r feeling low just praise the lord in whatever storm u r facing u will cross over just trust him and request him to carry u in this journey I know its not easy.
You are making us freak and we know you are the strongest among us.When u r feeling low just praise the lord in whatever storm u r facing u will cross over just trust him and request him to carry u in this journey I know its not easy.
exactly and a big amen. " Kwani ni jambo lipi hilo yeye asiloliweza."keep the faith strong.
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Guys ignore this dude.....i see somebody who is a life critic here. Probably not gone home in years. The culture shock will be on him going back to kenya. Wake up and smell the coffee, the cars, the roads, tall sky scrappers are in nairobi. Some of us are in far more advanced places than where you are bro. Atleast you got a point in telling them to aim higher and not the cna thing but you got start somewhere in life.
You can't bash the education at home, that is wrong knowing how many students are struggling to get that KU degree. Just because you went to university there doesn't give you a right to talk bad of kenyans degree. What about the mexicans who come there daily with no degree or nothing?
I doubt of the plots your talking about, educated diasporans are busy developing properties or in high powered jobs and not in winter coats and boots doing nothing.
Advice forum on how to build credit, start business,buy/rent house, american culture, enroll into schools, getting jobs, how to save money and settle in but don't just yup and claim to be in your retirement. Am sure your many years there, as you claim could be of much help than boasting of the plots you own.
Let members look for you for mawaidha, not resent you.
Hey guys the 'coming soon' headline is out...I jus hope n pray all works out for the best to all those that are current n all those who anticipate to be in the April list including me..That Ajira interview posted earlier was surprising to me.I jus cant believe it!
while some of this could be true i also believe you are exaggerating a lil bit. but we all need apples and some lemons to get ahead in life ay? go to university immediately u land? is that even possible? well thanks for being a lemon. much appreciated
thank you dubai-b for setting the record straight. we arent as ignorant as this guy wants to paint us
How can a mature man lack wisdom like this? How can a pretty sitting man with "plots" as you claim, talk ill like this. My dear retirement man you started from wiping those asses or washing dishes in hotels so please take your resentment into another forum because in this forum we are are set and yes we will get into the University and study and get a well paying job. Watch this space if you will be alive in 4 yrs from now with your US passport i will invite you to come and see what God has done for me. The way i see things you are not a happy man look at what you write to your kids yes 'your kids' because you said that you got there many moons ago when most of us were probably still sperms in our papa's balls. I pity you, welcome to Mombasa i am here. You will retire here like the kawaida old wazungus that i see coming over and in a couple of years their balls are sucked by the pokos around and there is NO juice in them and the assets are gone. Am sorry to say all this but you deserve it and it is the TRUTH.
I know many University graduates who come there and get enrolled into a masters programme they graduate and get good paying jobs. I have an uncle who was a high school teacher here got there did his masters and PhD and now he is an Associate Professor in the University there please dont abuse our education system or look down upon our Degrees we have the best. My own sister has just been employed as a high school Science teacher there, yes they "white wazungus" came here in search of them (takataka degrees) and she did an interview infront of cameras they took a video of them went scrutinised them in a panel of interviewers and was ranked the best now she will be teaching there and further her studies, she had a degree from our universities here and was teaching here, yes here in Kenya. Why didnt they get those teachers there??? They know that in Kenya we have the best, we produce the best. Please stop stop and stop hating our education we have the best.
We are coming there with our degrees and we are enrolling into good universities God help us we will rank the top. My hubby has just been enrolled for a PhD program there and you know what he will be earning while teaching as an asst lecturer in the same university so please if you have issues dont bring them here we are set and you wont bring us down with you. Come home and retire well at the beach, mapoko wanakungoja na hizo pesa zako nkt! mschweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Thank you for this GOOD ADVICE atleast its the best i have read from you.
I decree and declare that
Nobody from this forum will wipe asses for more than a year
Nobody from this forum will be a taxi driver for the rest of his life
Nobody from this forum will live on DSHs hand outs
Nobody from this forum will be resentful like you
IJN
Infact create a thread in this website of retiring to your homeland and post those miserable post there, look for your own clique and discuss such there please not here. Discuss on how you have lived and would live there not in the DV2013 please
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Forget about him, he's mad that we are all so optimistic in life and his has been going in circles leading nowhere. We are all winners here...anything else is not encouraged.
You have done us proud by placing Him at his place. if he is bored of being in American, doors are opened for him to come back home.
Thank you for that good comment.
You are Jealous Dream Stealer
It is unfortunate that one old man comes in and starts rubbishing people's dream and journey to America. Instead of you sir telling us what to do when we get there because we are all set to come there whether you like it or NOT you just endlessly discourage people with a venom spit.
Dubai-b, Sm1smom, AhWah, and others who are in the US have been telling us the real life and what to expect not excluding the harsh environment and culture we will face during the first year. They have told us all the good and bad things to expect some have even told us to see if we can settle or we get back if we find it will be difficult for us but we will only do this if we face the bull by its horn.
You sir, what you do is discourage even before we get there. We came to this forum to get advice on what to expect and what to do when we are in the US. Yes we thank you for telling us to get to University and get the American degree which i guess we will all do.
Let me ask you, what do you expect us to do in order to sustain ourselves while we are in the University there, how do we get to pay the fee and eat if we cant do the *** wiping jobs, dish washing, standing long hours in the retail shops as attendants we know we have to do all the odd jobs so please give us good advices and stop laughing at us.
You really want to look great and fly but you are telling the wrong group NOT withstanding how sarcastic you are. Sir get the hell out of our forum or do your best as a senior not a young man who just got rich overnight.
You are a serpent snake. You are Jealous Dream Stealer, These are the people that life has passed by. They gave up any opportunity to live their dreams and they can't stand to see you succeed where they failed. Are seeking to steal or destroy the dreams of others in the process. How childish!
You dont appreciate anything, you have no gratitude. All you want is people to be content with their mediocre life so that when you come over to Kenya they worship you.
My forum mates, be alert: There are dream stealers all around you and I. They may even be in your family. But do not allow them to steal the dream that, once achieved, will even bless the thieves who endeavoured to rob you of your life’s destiny.
It is unfortunate that one old man comes in and starts rubbishing people's dream and journey to America. Instead of you sir telling us what to do when we get there because we are all set to come there whether you like it or NOT you just endlessly discourage people with a venom spit.
Dubai-b, Sm1smom, AhWah, and others who are in the US have been telling us the real life and what to expect not excluding the harsh environment and culture we will face during the first year. They have told us all the good and bad things to expect some have even told us to see if we can settle or we get back if we find it will be difficult for us but we will only do this if we face the bull by its horn.
You sir, what you do is discourage even before we get there. We came to this forum to get advice on what to expect and what to do when we are in the US. Yes we thank you for telling us to get to University and get the American degree which i guess we will all do.
Let me ask you, what do you expect us to do in order to sustain ourselves while we are in the University there, how do we get to pay the fee and eat if we cant do the *** wiping jobs, dish washing, standing long hours in the retail shops as attendants we know we have to do all the odd jobs so please give us good advices and stop laughing at us.
You really want to look great and fly but you are telling the wrong group NOT withstanding how sarcastic you are. Sir get the hell out of our forum or do your best as a senior not a young man who just got rich overnight.
You are a serpent snake. You are Jealous Dream Stealer, These are the people that life has passed by. They gave up any opportunity to live their dreams and they can't stand to see you succeed where they failed. Are seeking to steal or destroy the dreams of others in the process. How childish!
You dont appreciate anything, you have no gratitude. All you want is people to be content with their mediocre life so that when you come over to Kenya they worship you.
My forum mates, be alert: There are dream stealers all around you and I. They may even be in your family. But do not allow them to steal the dream that, once achieved, will even bless the thieves who endeavoured to rob you of your life’s destiny.
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LOL Makiki, emmah na wengineo,
I do not mean to burst your bubbles but wacha I patia you guys a few tips, if you are wise you will take them to heart, if not shauri yako. A small piece of advice for starters; for those who have not stepped foot on your POE, stop trying to do mingi mingi plans ati ooo I will arrive do CNA then do this. I almost burst a rib cracking up at some of the plans I am seeing. I also tried to do the same many moons ago from Kenya when most of you were probably still sperms in your papa's balls and so on. No matter how hard you plan, when you land in the USA you will be starting from ground ZERO. The only thing you need to be planning right now is how you will cope with the massive CULTURE SHOCK that you are going to experience mpaka some of you will be weeping like babies asking mama to bring you back home.
That culture shock will descend on you and stick around like a bad smell for months if not years. You come here thinking hapa ni kama Kenya ati you go next door to borrow sukari from mama so and so..wapi?? Try that and you'll find a LUGER staring at your face. Next thing I hope you all have admissions to Unis hapa already lined up if you don't have a degree already. By the way your Kenyan degrees are takataka here, if you think you will come hapa and Microsoft is waiting to hire you with your Kenyatta Uni degree I really pity you. Worse, if you are planning to come hapa and not even get into Uni but just do odd jobs (CNA na kadhalika) allow me to laugh at you for ten minutes rafiki (LOOOL). There are legion Kenyans hapa who came and started doing those kazi ya mkono odd jobs and 30 years down the line they are walking zombies with broken dreams. The cost of living here in the States si mchezo..ati you see people driving big cars hapa and sending a few sumunis home that build the best looking house in your village and think they are doing well?? A car and living in a nice apartment are nothing here...even people on WELFARE drive SUV's and wear Gucci. Do not be mesmerized by those toys, you will come get used to them quick and get bored of them. But those who have them are paying through the nose, some working three jobs to sustain the loans they take to buy those hopeless things. Of course if you are working three jobs to pay basic bills you have no time to go to school. Utakwama hapo hapo tu and join the host of hundreds of thousands if not millions of miserable alcoholic Kenyans here rotting at the underclass of American society. The only difference is you will be a depressed Gucci wearing SUV driving zombie but with a greencard while many of them don't have GC's.
Next thing, America is on decline watu wangu. The economy is in the worst shape in its history. In fact it is easier to get rich in Kenya than it is here. In Kenya some of us diasporans who bought worthless plots around Nairobi and coast in the 90s and early 00's for example are sitting really pretty. Nowhere in the world can you make such easy money as in Kenya. Unemployment hapa is running high except of course for matako wipers (LoL) McDonalds workers and the like. The Kenyans with degrees from Harvard and so on are actually heading home as the bail ship with the economic crises happening hapa. Unless matako wiping is your destiny you should think twice about coming here if you have a great job and a few investments nyumbani. If you have NOTHING at home then you have nothing to lose so by all means come to America and enjoy the bone chilling freezing weather and hostile people here!
Some of us tumeona America mpaka tumechoka, name it we have done it, we struggled the early years but stuck to school while others went the CNA route. The excitement that you guys are feeling for this place we lost it over a decade ago. The only thing we value about USA now is our US passports that let us in anywhere around the world. Kujeni tu muwe the new immigrant masufferers kiasi kidogo shauri yenu but you are in for tough times if you arent already a) very financially comfy b) planning to get into uni immediately you land or c) if you are leaving a good job and comfy life expecting to come here and get corporate jobs easy.
Ni mimi tu
Mombasa_Guy headed back to my retirement kibanda by the beach hapo Mombasa rahaaa[
I pity you bitter old man.Try and get a life.You seem so
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LOL Makiki, emmah na wengineo,
I do not mean to burst your bubbles but wacha I patia you guys a few tips, if you are wise you will take them to heart, if not shauri yako. A small piece of advice for starters; for those who have not stepped foot on your POE, stop trying to do mingi mingi plans ati ooo I will arrive do CNA then do this. I almost burst a rib cracking up at some of the plans I am seeing. I also tried to do the same many moons ago from Kenya when most of you were probably still sperms in your papa's balls and so on. No matter how hard you plan, when you land in the USA you will be starting from ground ZERO. The only thing you need to be planning right now is how you will cope with the massive CULTURE SHOCK that you are going to experience mpaka some of you will be weeping like babies asking mama to bring you back home.
That culture shock will descend on you and stick around like a bad smell for months if not years. You come here thinking hapa ni kama Kenya ati you go next door to borrow sukari from mama so and so..wapi?? Try that and you'll find a LUGER staring at your face. Next thing I hope you all have admissions to Unis hapa already lined up if you don't have a degree already. By the way your Kenyan degrees are takataka here, if you think you will come hapa and Microsoft is waiting to hire you with your Kenyatta Uni degree I really pity you. Worse, if you are planning to come hapa and not even get into Uni but just do odd jobs (CNA na kadhalika) allow me to laugh at you for ten minutes rafiki (LOOOL). There are legion Kenyans hapa who came and started doing those kazi ya mkono odd jobs and 30 years down the line they are walking zombies with broken dreams. The cost of living here in the States si mchezo..ati you see people driving big cars hapa and sending a few sumunis home that build the best looking house in your village and think they are doing well?? A car and living in a nice apartment are nothing here...even people on WELFARE drive SUV's and wear Gucci. Do not be mesmerized by those toys, you will come get used to them quick and get bored of them. But those who have them are paying through the nose, some working three jobs to sustain the loans they take to buy those hopeless things. Of course if you are working three jobs to pay basic bills you have no time to go to school. Utakwama hapo hapo tu and join the host of hundreds of thousands if not millions of miserable alcoholic Kenyans here rotting at the underclass of American society. The only difference is you will be a depressed Gucci wearing SUV driving zombie but with a greencard while many of them don't have GC's.
Next thing, America is on decline watu wangu. The economy is in the worst shape in its history. In fact it is easier to get rich in Kenya than it is here. In Kenya some of us diasporans who bought worthless plots around Nairobi and coast in the 90s and early 00's for example are sitting really pretty. Nowhere in the world can you make such easy money as in Kenya. Unemployment hapa is running high except of course for matako wipers (LoL) McDonalds workers and the like. The Kenyans with degrees from Harvard and so on are actually heading home as the bail ship with the economic crises happening hapa. Unless matako wiping is your destiny you should think twice about coming here if you have a great job and a few investments nyumbani. If you have NOTHING at home then you have nothing to lose so by all means come to America and enjoy the bone chilling freezing weather and hostile people here!
Some of us tumeona America mpaka tumechoka, name it we have done it, we struggled the early years but stuck to school while others went the CNA route. The excitement that you guys are feeling for this place we lost it over a decade ago. The only thing we value about USA now is our US passports that let us in anywhere around the world. Kujeni tu muwe the new immigrant masufferers kiasi kidogo shauri yenu but you are in for tough times if you arent already a) very financially comfy b) planning to get into uni immediately you land or c) if you are leaving a good job and comfy life expecting to come here and get corporate jobs easy.
Ni mimi tu
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I pity you bitter old man.Try and get a life.You seem so
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Donmisty is a man and we are women plus you i guess because It is a documented fact that women talk more than men. Anyway,,,,, A winner listens, a loser just waits until it is their turn to talk. I am listening from now onwards .......................................
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In case ur too old or too'americanized' to get the sarcasm behind my statement I'll give it to u point blank. U aint the only kenyan living in states that we know of. We have the likes of kenweed and dubai-b and nesh and wanking master all living and reporting a very diff story from what ur giving here. While 1% of you words make a vague sense 99% is plain crap. Stop being a fly in our ointment bitter old man. Go retire and keep ur advice to urself coz we have enough here. And like makiki said, kuja kenya uonyeshwe mambo.
In case ur too old or too'americanized' to get the sarcasm behind my statement I'll give it to u point blank. U aint the only kenyan living in states that we know of. We have the likes of kenweed and dubai-b and nesh and wanking master all living and reporting a very diff story from what ur giving here. While 1% of you words make a vague sense 99% is plain crap. Stop being a fly in our ointment bitter old man. Go retire and keep ur advice to urself coz we have enough here. And like makiki said, kuja kenya uonyeshwe mambo.
Thank you. Am hoping to be current in April. I will thank Godooooooooooh.
The old man can go to hell for all we care. Even if he is telling some bitter truth, must he be that annoying?