Wellcome to NIGERIA, THE FAMOUS POLITICAL GAME STADIUM!!!!!!
With due respect to all politicians in the house, just laugh it off and don't take offence. Meanwhile everybody should comment!!!!!!!!
Just laugh along and imagine things
Wellcome to NIGERIA, THE FAMOUS POLITICAL GAME STADIUM!!!!!!
The Whitsle has gone for the start of the game.
BABA dribbles ATIKU, plays the ball towards YARADU'A, but ATIKU pulls BABA's leg, ohhhhh nooo, Atiku has been given a red card. YARADUA is seriously warming up, jumping up, but ladies and gentlement, this man looks unfit for this game?, lets wait and see, yes I said it, I knew it, he is not fit, just in the process of warming up, the man has been flown abroad due to injury, any way thank God he is alive ,many people have died in the process of warming up.
YARADUA is back, claiming to be hail and hearty to play the match. He continues the game, BABA plays the ball again towards YARADUA and as he runs towards it BUHARI is also running and pulling Yaradua's jersey, But Yaradua is struggling to get possesion of the ball, will he get there first? Buhari is challenging him seriously! Who gets the ball first? Wa ohh, Bode George and others are anxiously watching, IWU, the referee is very confused, But where is his (referee) whistle?, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it is with RIBADU (the implicit referee), ladies and gentlemen, what is the difference between Moses and Aaron.
The spectators are not happy, there is chaos in the satdium, the Nigerdelta are kidnapping any kidnappable, the Oduduwas are clashing among themselves, Ohhhh ARARAUME is in trouble, NGIGE is distablized and KALU is adamant, NNAMANI is dazed. Oh, a mild drama is happening on the field, ATIKU runs back into the field, IWU is pushing him out, Atiku has been injured and disqualified earlier, ladies and gentlemen. Can somebody tell me, what is the rule of this game? Noooooooooooooooo, the law court has just waved in, wa ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh , what type of match is this? What will the court do? Oh noooo, there is blackout in the stadium, (there is a temporary holiday), the court cannot sit. ATIKU is in dilemna. Ooooookay Prof Iwu is deliberating, lets see, lets see, lets see, what will happen? ohhhhhhhhhh my God what type of political game is this? sooo-many people are warming up, Prof TOM UTOMI, OJI UZOR KALU, OJUKWU, OKOTIE, OSITA OKEREKE, LAWRENCE F. ADEDOYIN, IHEANYICHUKWU GODSWILL NNAJI, MOJISOLA ADEKUNLE-OBASANJO (RTD.), OLAPADE AGORO, SUNNY JOSEPH OKOGWU, ARTHUR NWANKWO, the list is endless! ladies and gentlemen. Na wah ohhhhhhhhhh. Will the referee allow them have a free and fair game? Your guess is as good as mine.
Can you see, I knew it, this Nigeria Stadium is experiencing a live time political game.
Some 'on-lookers' are performing miracle, Pls Flash back at Adedibu's legacy, so many side attractions, Ladoja and Akala are staging a good display, Peter Obi is talking, No vote or sorry no ball in my state, Imo state is in war! Dariye is boasting, Ehindero is as confused as ever! seeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Ladies and gentlemen, the match has not been concluded, so many unfoldings, infoldings, and up comings.
Mi broda, mi fi reach mi yard com bak, mi fi driiunk sum wata and rest, so mi fi stay alife to see the end of wi match, mi cyaan boda mi brain for anoda man buhaha, mi diaspora person.
