The new CIS public notice
Now the CIS finally closed the WOM backdoor by issuing a new public notice by saying you can only expedite NC if you are willing to become a cannon fodder, or if you are about to die (which is the same). I guess somebody may say this is good for us who did not file WOM. So we finally can take a guess on how long we need to wait before we can see some lights in the tunnel. Let's do a calculation:
According to Canon's testament
http://www.immigrationportal.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=15635&d=1170206001,
there are still 440,000 names which were submitted between 12/2002 and 1/2003 that need to be checked, and the FBI will do whatever CIS tell them to do, that is processing name check requests on a first-in, first-out basis unless USCIS directs that a namecheck be expedited.
So let's be optimistic, and assume you are the luckiest guy who got in front of all the new NCers since 2003 (which BTW is about 3+million/year * 4years * x%, where x may be 1 or 10, I tend to believe x=10 because for the 2002 cases x=16. So a total of 1.2 million). That is, you are ranked 440,001st in the waiting list. Let's assume FBI is really efficient, and they can finish checking within 3 mins (instead of days or years as they announced in their webpage), or 20 cases/hour. Then it will take you 440,000/20/8 = 2750 days. Let's further assume FBI work their ass off and never take vacation, or even weekends. 2750 days > 7.5 full years.
In other words, you will be extremely lucky if you get your result in 7.5 years, and by 50-50 chance you will be out of the hell in > 10 years.
So, NCers, let's go and join the army to kill the Iraqis (or get ourselves killed).