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abhi_01201
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Thalai
Think of my embarassment when she asked me the meaning of KLPD after I inadvertantly( yeah right !!) mentioned it in one of my posts.
Roran
You sound little less enthussiastic this year - has the INS candyman finally got you?
Think of my embarassment when she asked me the meaning of KLPD after I inadvertantly( yeah right !!) mentioned it in one of my posts.
Roran
You sound little less enthussiastic this year - has the INS candyman finally got you?
guys:
I am a tubelight when it comes to all the X rated jokes and stuff..No kidding..
abhi:
You guessed it right. I am less enthusiastic. Nothing is going to make a difference GC/No GC.
Why do you keep coming back to this forum even after getting GC? Just curious.
Maybe the other side of the river is always GREEN.
I am a tubelight when it comes to all the X rated jokes and stuff..No kidding..
abhi:
You guessed it right. I am less enthusiastic. Nothing is going to make a difference GC/No GC.
Why do you keep coming back to this forum even after getting GC? Just curious.
Maybe the other side of the river is always GREEN.
abhi_01201
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Roran
Why I keep coming back - coz I miss you so much.
Seriously - I have no clue - been so attached to the forum that its hard to quit. Anyway - all the hate posting will make me go away soon - hopefully will see you get the GC by that time.
Why I keep coming back - coz I miss you so much.
Seriously - I have no clue - been so attached to the forum that its hard to quit. Anyway - all the hate posting will make me go away soon - hopefully will see you get the GC by that time.
abhi:
Oh Boy!! Am i honoured???
Addiction is not good. I raised the question 'cos almost all the members who have been approved have slowly signed off.
I think I am here to stay for a while, till then I can entertain you Then you can catch hold of somebody else. God knows whether I will also be addicted.
Oh Boy!! Am i honoured???
Addiction is not good.
I raised the question 'cos almost all the members who have been approved have slowly signed off.I think I am here to stay for a while, till then I can entertain you
Then you can catch hold of somebody else. God knows whether I will also be addicted.roran, here's something funny...
PROCEDURES TO CATCH A ION: LION
1. Newton's Method:
Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is equal and opposite reaction.
Implies you caught lion (Assuming that you're alive).
2. Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also
run faster and will get tired soon.
Now you can trap it easily.
3. Schrodinger Method:
At any given moment, there is a positive probability
that lion to be in the cage.
So set the trap, sit down and wait.
4. Inverse Transformation Method:
We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it.
Perform an inverse transformation with respect to lion.
Lion is in and we are out.
5. Thermodynamic Procedure:
We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows
every thing to pass it except lions.
Then sweep the entire forest with it.
6. Integration Differention Method:
Integrate the forest over the entire the area.
The lion is some where in the result.
So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.to lion
to trace out the lion.
7. The Easiest Method
DON'T TRY. YOU'LL GET CAUGHT BY THE LION.
PROCEDURES TO CATCH A ION: LION
1. Newton's Method:
Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is equal and opposite reaction.
Implies you caught lion (Assuming that you're alive).
2. Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also
run faster and will get tired soon.
Now you can trap it easily.
3. Schrodinger Method:
At any given moment, there is a positive probability
that lion to be in the cage.
So set the trap, sit down and wait.
4. Inverse Transformation Method:
We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it.
Perform an inverse transformation with respect to lion.
Lion is in and we are out.
5. Thermodynamic Procedure:
We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows
every thing to pass it except lions.
Then sweep the entire forest with it.
6. Integration Differention Method:
Integrate the forest over the entire the area.
The lion is some where in the result.
So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.to lion
to trace out the lion.
7. The Easiest Method
DON'T TRY. YOU'LL GET CAUGHT BY THE LION.
Murphy's Love Laws
Murphy's Love Laws
All the good ones are taken.
If the person isn't taken, there's a reason. (corr. to 1)
The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it.
Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.
Nice guys(girls) finish last.
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.
Murphy's Love Laws
All the good ones are taken.
If the person isn't taken, there's a reason. (corr. to 1)
The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it.
Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.
Nice guys(girls) finish last.
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.
Please excuse me 'Sardars'
Soft humour.
One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America.
A lady came and asked him, 'Are you relaxing'
Sardar answered ' No I am Banta Singh!' Another
guy came and asked the same Question. Sardar
answered'No No,Me Banta Singh!' Third one came and
asked the same question Sardar was totally annoyed
and decided to shift his place. While walking he
saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach He went and
asked him ' Are you Relak Singh?' The other Sardar
was much educated and answered 'Yes I am relaxing.'
The Sardar slapped him on his face and said 'Salay,
Sab tere ko wahah dhoond rahe hai aur tu yahaan
aaram kar raha hai?'
Soft humour.
One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America.
A lady came and asked him, 'Are you relaxing'
Sardar answered ' No I am Banta Singh!' Another
guy came and asked the same Question. Sardar
answered'No No,Me Banta Singh!' Third one came and
asked the same question Sardar was totally annoyed
and decided to shift his place. While walking he
saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach He went and
asked him ' Are you Relak Singh?' The other Sardar
was much educated and answered 'Yes I am relaxing.'
The Sardar slapped him on his face and said 'Salay,
Sab tere ko wahah dhoond rahe hai aur tu yahaan
aaram kar raha hai?'
Well, here it is:
A sororeity girl is having sex with her boyfriend.
She tells him, "I think I will really like it, if you
put it in the other hole".
Her boyfriend says, "Are you crazy? If I do that, you
might get pregnant!"
(Oh, God, please help roran understand this joke)
A sororeity girl is having sex with her boyfriend.
She tells him, "I think I will really like it, if you
put it in the other hole".
Her boyfriend says, "Are you crazy? If I do that, you
might get pregnant!"
(Oh, God, please help roran understand this joke
)Kind of PJ, no offence to my sardar friends:
Question: There was a round table conference going on, the members were Batman, Amitabh Bacchan, Intelligent Sardar, Superman, Spiderman Point the ODD one out?
Answer: Amitabh Bacchan, rest of them are fictitious charatacters
Question: There was a round table conference going on, the members were Batman, Amitabh Bacchan, Intelligent Sardar, Superman, Spiderman Point the ODD one out?
Answer: Amitabh Bacchan, rest of them are fictitious charatacters
Re: Well, here it is:
You have gone way too far. If you cannot post good decent jokes, please don't pull my name.
:Originally posted by thalai
A sororeity girl is having sex with her boyfriend.
She tells him, "I think I will really like it, if you
put it in the other hole".
Her boyfriend says, "Are you crazy? If I do that, you
might get pregnant!"
(Oh, God, please help roran understand this joke
You have gone way too far.
If you cannot post good decent jokes, please don't pull my name.abhi_01201
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Thalai ...
I was almost tempted to say KLPD part - 2.
Roran -
Looks like I am not the only person who misses you
I was almost tempted to say KLPD part - 2.
Roran -
Looks like I am not the only person who misses you
Kakatiya_King
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Thalai, what are u upto?
I don't think anyone gets laugh with your joke . You will definitely find other sites to enjoy the pleasure of your vulgur jokes...
I don't think anyone gets laugh with your joke . You will definitely find other sites to enjoy the pleasure of your vulgur jokes...
thalai:
Any normal decent woman will get wild by your comments. There is a tolerance limit for women. Anything within that will be tolerated. All I am asking is for good, decent jokes. If you think that is too much for you, please do not abuse this thread.
How does it matter if I am married/not ? You don't have to feel pity for the person I am with. Any person will be gifted to get a wife like me and I think my hubby as the same.
Abhi:
Looks like I am developing a fan club here. I better refrain from posting frequently.
Any normal decent woman will get wild by your comments. There is a tolerance limit for women. Anything within that will be tolerated. All I am asking is for good, decent jokes. If you think that is too much for you, please do not abuse this thread.
How does it matter if I am married/not ?
You don't have to feel pity for the person I am with. Any person will be gifted to get a wife like me and I think my hubby as the same. Abhi:
Looks like I am developing a fan club here. I better refrain from posting frequently.