Here's how it went:
--May I have your case number
--wac02103...
--Oh sir, this is a February 2002 case and we are on November 2001 now
--I know, but the JIT report date is not moving at all
--Of course it's not moving, do you know we get over 5170 (!) cases a day here? There are currently only 3 officers working on I-485 right now
--So what do you think, when will my case be touched?
--I cannot say that sir, do you know how many cases we get a day, sir?
--By this speed, it'll take 50 years to adjudicate cases that you receive today.
--Oh no, sir, this is only temporarily slow, we expect 7 more officers assigned to I-485 on May 19th
--How long will it take them to get up to speed with the job?
--I don't know sir, probably about two weeks
--Thanks a lot, bye
merry be ye geeks
ins info leaks
it'll be another two weeks
two weeks, oh the two weeks
my life is compressed
(and I'm utterly depressed)
in those shining two weeks
--
I'd like to change my user name to ruxrux5170
--May I have your case number
--wac02103...
--Oh sir, this is a February 2002 case and we are on November 2001 now
--I know, but the JIT report date is not moving at all
--Of course it's not moving, do you know we get over 5170 (!) cases a day here? There are currently only 3 officers working on I-485 right now
--So what do you think, when will my case be touched?
--I cannot say that sir, do you know how many cases we get a day, sir?
--By this speed, it'll take 50 years to adjudicate cases that you receive today.
--Oh no, sir, this is only temporarily slow, we expect 7 more officers assigned to I-485 on May 19th
--How long will it take them to get up to speed with the job?
--I don't know sir, probably about two weeks
--Thanks a lot, bye
merry be ye geeks
ins info leaks
it'll be another two weeks
two weeks, oh the two weeks
my life is compressed
(and I'm utterly depressed)
in those shining two weeks
--
I'd like to change my user name to ruxrux5170