For All 485 Waiters

Another Himesh song..

Paagal banayaa
depress karaya
crazy banaya GC ne...

GC bin chain mujhko na aaye
LUD ko aankh tarasaaye
Bulletins beqarari badhaye... GC bin GC bin GC bin...
 
if you guys have not visited the thread from JesusIsMyLord on his NC getting cleared you are missing something

wahan kaafi garmi he jesus/Hanuman ke cali ko le kar
 
See How Is Uscis Beating Us

1st One Day International
USCIS vs. I 485 Filers
USCIS won the toss as always and elected to bat first.


USCIS

Emilio Gonzalvez(Captain) b. Jackolantern 195(100)
Prakash Khatri(Vice Captain) c. 1victim b. sannam 169(140)
C. Rice not out 65(40)
M. Chertoff not out 39(20)

Extras: 32 Total:- 410/2 in 50 Overs.


Bowling

Sannam:- 10-0-80-1
Jackolantern:-10-0-90-1
Yellowrocks:-10-0-80-0
Stillalive:-10-0-80-0
mehro:-10-0-80-0


485 Filers needs 411 runs to win in 50 overs.


Batting

PareshanAatma b. Emilio Gonzalves 99(70)
1Victim b. Prakash Khatri 101(70)
Yellowrocks run out 5 (2)
Stillalive c&b Emilio Gonzalves 2(1)
mehro b. Emilio Gonzalves 8(3)
MI485Pending not out 75(104)
atmaramji c. M. Chertoff b. C Rice 69(35)
spattalil not out 32(20)

Extras:- 25 Total:- 391/6 in 50 Overs

USCIS has won the match as usual

485 Filers GREAT TRY, BUT LOST AS USUAL

USCIS ROCKS IN THEIR OWN GAME AND SUCKS THE 485 FILERS

MAN OF THE MATCH:- EMILIO GONZALVES(DONT SEND HIM FLOWERS, HE WILL FORWARD TO SOMEONE ELSE, INSTEAD SEND HIM CHOCOLATES, HE WILL EAT IT)
 
Congressman

Circuit:- Bhai Yeh Congressman kya hota hai

Munnabhai:- Abe circuit, Congressman bole to bapu ki party ka admi, bole to apnaij admi, woh kya hai na aj kal woh bahut badi position pe pahuch gaya
usko tu bol sakta hai, ki saab, apni rihai kab hogi jara batao to.....
 
details

Umpires:- Immigration Lawyers

TV Umpire:- Dick Cheney

Groundsman:- FBI

ICC President:- George Bush

AND



MATCH REFEREE:- CRIS..................................................


yellowrocks said:
1st One Day International
USCIS vs. I 485 Filers
USCIS won the toss as always and elected to bat first.


USCIS

Emilio Gonzalvez(Captain) b. Jackolantern 195(100)
Prakash Khatri(Vice Captain) c. 1victim b. sannam 169(140)
C. Rice not out 65(40)
M. Chertoff not out 39(20)

Extras: 32 Total:- 410/2 in 50 Overs.


Bowling

Sannam:- 10-0-80-1
Jackolantern:-10-0-90-1
Yellowrocks:-10-0-80-0
Stillalive:-10-0-80-0
mehro:-10-0-80-0


485 Filers needs 411 runs to win in 50 overs.


Batting

PareshanAatma b. Emilio Gonzalves 99(70)
1Victim b. Prakash Khatri 101(70)
Yellowrocks run out 5 (2)
Stillalive c&b Emilio Gonzalves 2(1)
mehro b. Emilio Gonzalves 8(3)
MI485Pending not out 75(104)
atmaramji c. M. Chertoff b. C Rice 69(35)
spattalil not out 32(20)

Extras:- 25 Total:- 391/6 in 50 Overs

USCIS has won the match as usual

485 Filers GREAT TRY, BUT LOST AS USUAL

USCIS ROCKS IN THEIR OWN GAME AND SUCKS THE 485 FILERS

MAN OF THE MATCH:- EMILIO GONZALVES(DONT SEND HIM FLOWERS, HE WILL FORWARD TO SOMEONE ELSE, INSTEAD SEND HIM CHOCOLATES, HE WILL EAT IT)
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are bhai peele patthar

maine to match mein jyada run banaye thae. tumhari scoring dheek nahi lagti
 
agle match mein hamein is saale Michael Cannon ko jaroor 0 pe uda dene ka hai

isne hamari sabki bahut ragdi hain
 
whats this yellowrock? you didn't include me in team?
I bet, you must be member of BCCI selection committee thats why ignoring tallent like me... ;-)
 
Hey Yellowrocks..

Cricket one is good.. I like it..


but for USCIS Team .. we need to convert to baseball terminology ?

But I would like to stick to Cricket one.. still..

Some how we Old 485 Filers need to bet them up in Cricket..

I think we can only win after we get GC and then again we loose after 5 yrs..


I have decided.. not to go for it after 5 yrs.. I know it is too far.. to think..


Anyway let us first win this one day match.. ( one day.. )
 
Hurricane 485Pending Batters Waiters

For All 485 Approval Waiters

Hurricane "485Pending" has hit you hard.

Hurricane 485Pending is picking up strenght day by day, setting its sights on Texas service center after battering the Nebraska Service Center


Immigrants wait for 485 Approval.

485 was expected to be approved in July.A Visa Number unavailability warning remained in effect for July till October, which could be depressing. Forecasters warned that the severe retorgression is expected in October.

Yellowrocks does not have ANY LUD. Latest projections show Yellowrocks is not going to get approval anytime soon
DSLStart also waiting

Stillalive is stillalive but his hopes i dont know about it....
 
NFL Championship

USCIS Laziers Vs. 485 Waiters



NFL Championship Game 1

Waiters at Laziers

Quarter 1 2 3 4

Team

USCIS Laziers 14 14 14 50
485 Waiters 14 14 14 3
labor 140 ead/ap 485
approved approved approved pending

Laziers Quarterback Emilio Gonzalves 10 Touch Downs
Waiters Quarterback DSLStart 2 touchdowns

Laziers Running back Prakash Khatri

Laziers C Rice:- 25 big passes

USCIS Laziers have defeated 485 Waiters as usual.....


485 Waiters are now trying to negotiate with Brady, Manning, Owens, Bush etc.... to make their team better. but they dont understand whats this game about.....
 
Emilio Gonzalves

My Name is Emilio Gonzalves

Mein USCIS ka director hun.......

Dil bhi hai Khali Dimag Bhi Khali


Isme Rahegi Immigrant Community

Jise meri yad aye jab chahe 485 file kare

jo bhi 485 file kare, uska case pending rahe


DC Nagar, Jail Gali, Kholi Number 420

Excuse him please..............
 
:D :D :D :D

May be we should find some Parvin Babi for him to get our case approved ;-)

yellowrocks said:
My Name is Emilio Gonzalves

Mein USCIS ka director hun.......

Dil bhi hai Khali Dimag Bhi Khali


Isme Rahegi Immigrant Community

Jise meri yad aye jab chahe 485 file kare

jo bhi 485 file kare, uska case pending rahe


DC Nagar, Jail Gali, Kholi Number 420

Excuse him please..............
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