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Circuit:- Bhai, Yeah I-485 Kya Hota Hai?
Munnabhai:- I 485 Bole To Kya Flight Number Hota Hai
I Matlab India Ko 485 Matlab Forever Bye...


Circuit:- Bhai, Yeah Bidu Log Ne Apun Ka Case Texas Kyo Bheja
Munnabhai:- Woh Kya Hai Na, Hum Bhai Log Ne Taxes Nahi Bhare Na Isliye Texas Bheja

Circuit:- Bhai, Yeah Infopass Kya Hota Hai
Munnabhai:- Abe Lallu, Itna Nahi Pata, Info Ka Matlab Hai Information, Pass Ka Matlab Hai Dena
Jinke Ghar Me Internet Nahi Hota Woh Jate Hai Bole To Government Building Me Jaha Unko Unke Case Ka Information Diya Jata Hai..
Usko Bolte Hai Infopass

Circuit:- Bhai, Yeah Tsc Kya Hota Hai
Munnabhai:- Tsc Bole To Tired And Sick Of Calling


Circuit:- Bhai Yeah Fingerprint Phirse Kyo Deneka
Munnabhai:- Woh Pata Karne Ke Liye Ki Teri Finger Kitni Ghis Gayi Hai Goli Chalate 2 Sal Mein

Circuit:- Bhai Yeah 140 Kya Hota Hai??

Come On Guys, Million Dollar Munnabhai Quest....

Keep Coming And Get Yourself Refreshed
 
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yellowrocks said:
Circuit:- Bhai, Yeah I-485 Kya Hota Hai?
Munnabhai:- I 485 Bole To Kya Flight Number Hota Hai
I Matlab India Ko 485 Matlab Forever Bye...


Circuit:- Bhai, Yeah Bidu Log Ne Apun Ka Case Texas Kyo Bheja
Munnabhai:- Woh Kya Hai Na, Hum Bhai Log Ne Taxes Nahi Bhare Na Isliye Texas Bheja

Circuit:- Bhai, Yeah Infopass Kya Hota Hai
Munnabhai:- Abe Lallu, Itna Nahi Pata, Info Ka Matlab Hai Information, Pass Ka Matlab Hai Dena
Jinke Ghar Me Internet Nahi Hota Woh Jate Hai Bole To Government Building Me Jaha Unko Unke Case Ka Information Diya Jata Hai..
Usko Bolte Hai Infopass

Circuit:- Bhai, Yeah Tsc Kya Hota Hai
Munnabhai:- Tsc Bole To Tired And Sick Of Calling


Circuit:- Bhai Yeah Fingerprint Phirse Kyo Deneka
Munnabhai:- Woh Pata Karne Ke Liye Ki Teri Finger Kitni Ghis Gayi Hai Goli Chalate 2 Sal Mein

Circuit:- Bhai Yeah 140 Kya Hota Hai??

Come On Guys, Million Dollar Munnabhai Quest....

Keep Coming And Get Yourself Refreshed
Click to expand...

LOL...

All the best!
 
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Circuit:- Bhai Aj Apun Ko Mujik Sunneka Man Hua Hai
Sirf 10 Minute

Munnabhai: Are 10 Minute Kya 1 Ghante Tak Sun

Number Hai

1800 375 5283
Uske Bad Mein 1-2-2-6-1 Daba
Phir Tera Kaidi Number Daal
Phir 1 Daba
Phir 3 Daba
Aur Phir 4 Daba

Koi Chamiya Ka Awaj Sunai De To Usko Puchna
"mere Ko Ba Izzat Bali Kab Karne Wale Ho?

Nahi To Gana Sun, Aur Suna Kar...
 
I can't hold myself at work after reading this!!

LOL



yellowrocks said:
Circuit:- Bhai Aj Apun Ko Mujik Sunneka Man Hua Hai
Sirf 10 Minute

Munnabhai: Are 10 Minute Kya 1 Ghante Tak Sun

Number Hai

1800 375 5283
Uske Bad Mein 1-2-2-6-1 Daba
Phir Tera Kaidi Number Daal
Phir 1 Daba
Phir 3 Daba
Aur Phir 4 Daba

Koi Chamiya Ka Awaj Sunai De To Usko Puchna
"mere Ko Ba Izzat Bali Kab Karne Wale Ho?

Nahi To Gana Sun, Aur Suna Kar...
Click to expand...
 
Roflmao!!

that's simply hilarious...

love the one on fingerprinting n mujik!!!!

thanks for the laffs so early in the am... i desperately needed that today!!!
 
Munnabhai Rocks

Circuit:- Bhai, yeah name check kya hota hai bhai

munnabhai:- abe woh pata karne ke liye ki tera naam kitna roshan hai.


circuit:- woh to thik hai bhai, lekin name check se farak kya padta hai

munnabhai:- simple funda hai yaar, koi sarkari collector ko apne dushman to patkana ho, ya to phir koi neta ko dusre neta ko, to bahar jane ki kya jarurat, apni office mein se hi tere jaise naam roshan karne vale milenge jinki file atkake rakhenge, usko bolte hai namecheck
 
Circuit speaks again

Circuit:- Bhai, yeah LUD kya hota hai?
Munnabhai:- LUD bole to "Latest Underworld Dada"
 
Circuit speaks again

Circuit:- Bhai Woh Mujik ke bad woh chamiya jo phone leti hai, woh itni battamizi se kyo bate karti hai?
Munnabhai:- Kyoki sale unke pati suspended police officer hote hai..
 
LOL... unable to control my laugh:D :D :D .. you rock buddy.. keep coming more...

yellowrocks said:
Circuit:- Bhai Aj Apun Ko Mujik Sunneka Man Hua Hai
Sirf 10 Minute

Munnabhai: Are 10 Minute Kya 1 Ghante Tak Sun

Number Hai

1800 375 5283
Uske Bad Mein 1-2-2-6-1 Daba
Phir Tera Kaidi Number Daal
Phir 1 Daba
Phir 3 Daba
Aur Phir 4 Daba

Koi Chamiya Ka Awaj Sunai De To Usko Puchna
"mere Ko Ba Izzat Bali Kab Karne Wale Ho?

Nahi To Gana Sun, Aur Suna Kar...
Click to expand...
 
Advance Parole

Circuit:- Bhai Yeah Advance Parole kya hota hai
Munnabhai:- Abe tune ajay devgan ka movie "Apharan" dekha kya. Bihar mein jab koi neta ya to koi pantar jail ki 4 diwari mein hota hai aur uske pas chabhi hoti hai woh jab chahe bahar ja sakta hai aur wapas aa sakta hai"
usi tarah jab tak tu ba izzat bali nahi ho jata, tere ko idhar ki government yeah chabi deti hai, usi chabi ka nam "advance parole"
 
one more

Bhai: Yeh GC lena jaruri hai kya (before he enters library)

Circuit: Bhai, apan ek kam karte hai na, apan canada wenada chalte hai na..udhar woh log bhardol mein bat rahe hai ..jo chahiye woh card..

(circuit says we will go to other radio station where she plays srk songs)

(bhardol is for whole lot..this is very bombaiya)
 
Jise chahiye

You are right, bhardol means jise chahiye use card


Good one ...

Abe aur ek be,


Australia mein bhi card dete hai..............hahahahaha


Then Munnabhai becomes nervous and asks circuit

Munnabhai:- To abe circuit, sala idhar hi kyo nahi milta yeah card

Circuit:- Milta tha bhai Milta tha card, lekin kya hai na, woh bush betha hai na apan idhar ka "Chacha Nehru" uski beti ko card khelne ka bahut shokh hai, to woh khelti rehti hai


Munnabhai:- Abe to usi ko pata lete hai
Circuit:- Na Mumkin hai bhai, bilkul na mumkin, maine bahut try kiya, lekin sali mere hi paise leke talli ho gayi..... aur pandu ne usko pakda to usne mere ko hi pandu ke pas bhej diya..
 
hallucination

Bhai: ae circuit, mere ko barbar USCIS commissionar dikhta hai aur bolta hai le munna tuje mein GC deta hu..

Circuit and Bhai at dr's place: This is hallucination, tere baju mein woh chinese betha tha usko nahin dikha, mexican ko nahin dikha to tere ko kaise dikha

Circuit:: ae teri hallucination ki to, bhai ne bola dikha to dikha

Dr: Don't increase his hallucination....its all hallucination
 
USCIS Director

Munnabhai
Abhi Abhi Akhbar padha to pata chala ki USCIS Director ko dikh raha hai ki Usko Log Phul Pe Phul Phul Pe Phul bheje ja rahe hai...


aur ab to yeh Prakash khatri ko bhi dikhne laga hai
 
yellowrock, gr8 dude, I could not control my laughter...


Circuit: bhai, ye security check ka locha kya hae?

Munnabhai: abe, itna pata nahi, sexcure check bole tho, apun ka subject hae rae,tere ko check kar kae bata ta hun ke tu male hae ya female

Circuit: bhai,vo check nahi, secuurity check

Munnabhai: abe, iisa bolna, ek punction ko gaya tha, apun ko ek gaurd ne pakda, aur check keeya, bola, bhaisab ap kaepas AK-47 hae, maynae bola, to kya huva, AK-47 ootaya usko voodadheeya, sale ye security wala itna check kar kae tung keeya rae.

Circuit: bhai, ye USCIS hota kya hae?

Munnabhai: simple hae re circuit, bolae tho unlimited security checks for Indian software engineers
 
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