You may not believe this but only a tiny percentage of people actually know that traffic tickets are citations. Even average Ameraicans do not know this fact. You are reading the statement by the book but that's not how it is implied in the real world. You talk to an average guy on the street and he will tell you "Oh yeah it is a ticket yeah!! Citation??? what the heck !!!"
First of all, I've NOT nor I'm reading a statement of disclosing all citation by the book as you say; instead I've and I'm reading it thru the N-400 itself and from a guide to naturalization.
Secondly, it's not govt. and anyone's fault if 90% of the people don't know of whether or not a traffic ticket is a citation, nor it's anyone's responsibility/job to educate these people what is a citation. People have to find out by their own what constitutes a citation like they do on other information like how to sign photos, naturalization certificate, application and to list their membership with certain organizations and etc...So you to say that 90% of people don't know what is a citation or if traffic ticket is a citiation is not a defense nor it could be used as an excuse to play "innocent". If someone cares about their cause then it's that person's responsibily to find the answer to their cause like people do when they come on this forum and others to get the answer to their questions on various issues.
Thirdly, whatever you have described above as to your experience on this issue like your friends or people whom you have asked about this issue and them to have laughed...and then your IO to have laughed...and then at the oath ceremony and etc...means NOTHING because nothing wipes off what has been instructed by USCIS on their guide to naturalization and on the application. I'm just following the instructions, and you are listenning to these friends of yours (who might know nothing about immigration laws and its procedural rules) and you are comfortably enjoying and laughing along with one IO who laughed with you on this issue. These laughing friends of yours and the IO won't be there when you would face deportation for not being truthful on the application under oath and penalty of perjury for not furnishing all the required and asked information if you had not disclosed it and if ever your case reopens in the future...
I know it's totally incomprehensible to people whenever someone says about reopening a case in the future...let alone revocation and deportation...People think its impossible for govt. to revoke someone's citizenship and deport them...let alone on this ground...but these people know nothing...They can laugh as much as they want...but only time will tell....
I know people just care to get citizenship...that's all. If people could get without disclosing their criminal history and without background checks...they would do it in fraction of second...if they were involved in any criminality. I'm sure if FBI would have kept the record of each traffic tickets then nobody would be laughing and taking this matter so easily...because then everyone must need to disclose it ...no matter what...because FBI would report to USCIS anyway.....
It's funny and strange that people could understand and read on not submitting documentation to traffic tickets less than $500 fine. Where does it say that some citations should only be reported, or only certain traffic tickets should be reported? If it doesn't then it should be considered that USCIS wants a full disclosure of all traffic tickets (citations) no matter what...since there is no any exception mentioned...Whenever people file any kind of application with any govt. agency, they do and should ask anything that seems unclear to them. And if they don't then they should not cry and wine and bring that as a defense. Isn't it people ask all kind of immigration related questions on this websites and other websites when they are clear on something? Then, why don't they ask to know whether traffic tickets are citations or not...especially they know well...thru the instructions that concealing and misrepresenting a material fact is a ground to deny the benefit...??
What others say, including immigration officers...immigration attorneys...and other people who didn't have any problem ....doesn't rebut what USCIS has instructed to do nor anything supercede on the instructions. FYI, immigration officers are not immigration attorneys to know immigration laws. And don't think that just because you have not seen anyone being revoked their citizenship and deported on this very issue then there is no one deported. Read thousands of court cases to know this. And some people's horrible experiences on this very issue on other immigration forums like BritishExp...
Whether or not any immigration officer cared about traffic tickets is not the issue; rather issue is whether to disclose a traffic ticket or not....And as per the instructions, applicants must need to report. Don't be a judge and jury to decide whether traffic tickets issue is petty...USCIS don't care...they laugh...or etc...just follow the instructions...that's all...