UPDATE: Inspired by rick92's call to the USCIS, I decided to call myself. Did the usual trick to get to the IO. Here's where it got a bit funny: the call was answered by officer Fox, a female IO with whom I've spoken in the past. Could it be that there is an extremely limited number of IOs working at the call center? Anyway, this particular IO didn't seem very informed the first time I talked to her (a couple of months ago), and nothing has changed since. She gave me the same answer about the "queue" and that nothing has been scheduled for me yet. Just for the hell of it, I asked how long it takes to get an IL after being placed in queue. She said that once you get placed in queue, you just have to wait until you get it. She also mentioned (and this one really made me crack up) that NYC is currently processing May 2007, and I applied in September, so I'm still within normal processing times. After hearing that, I politely ended the conversation and hung up. These people are unreal.....