Ha Ha ha....
Two Italian nuns and Habib and go to heaven, where they
are met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. He says "Ladies,
you all led such wonderful lives, that I\'m granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you want to be."
The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;"
and poof she\'s gone.
The second says, "I want to be Madonna;" and *poof*
she\'s gone.
Habib says, "I want to be Sara Pipelini."
St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says.
"Sarah Pipelini," replies Habib
St. Peter s! hakes his head and says, "I\'m sorry, but that name just doesn\'t ring a bell." Habib then takes
a newspaper out of his Underpants and hands it to St. Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing.
He hands it back to Habib and says...."No you SheMale, this says the Sahara Pipeline was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months