Wow, This is not only my first TGIF posting (in 1+ yrs in the forum), but also i am the creater of this thread 
An IT consultant gets a job at a new client. On the day he joins his client, the manager was very busy and he tells this guy that he will introduce other team members on the next day. That being the first day, he doesn't have much work and he just wanders around and watches every body around. On the next day, the boss says that he wants to introduce others to the new consultant . The new hire just smiles and says, sure. Then the boss takes him to the other consultant first and the new consultant says that that guy must be a consultant. The manager asks him, how do you know ? The new guy says, i just made a guess. Then the manager takes him to the two full time employees and the new guy says that they must be the full time employees. The manager appreciates the sixth sense of the new hire and he takes him to the database DBA. To his surprise, the new hire tells that that guy must be the DBA. Now the boss gets curious and asks him how does he know all these people ?The consultant smiles (typical) and says that it's again a guess. Then the boss takes him to the QA lady and again the new guy gets it correct. Finally, the boss takes him to the Unix administrator and the new consultant again gets him correctly.
Amazed at how this guy can tell the roles of each employee, the manager pleads this guy to tell him how did he make such perfect guesses each time. The consultant, as always, smiles, and says this: Yester day, i was just roaming around and i observed all these people . The other consultant was always on the internet and so that's the easiest guess. The full time employees were all the time talking about this years's bonus and speculating on how much rise they might get. The QA lady was always talking non-stop with others. The consultant said that the toughest guess was to distinguish between the DBA and the Unix admin, because both are equally sleepy faced . He finally made his guessbased on his experience, that the sleepy indian is the DBA and the sleepy american is the Unix Admin.
PS: The above joke is just meant fun. Not always true. Enjoy. It's a long week-end for me. That's why i am so happy.
An IT consultant gets a job at a new client. On the day he joins his client, the manager was very busy and he tells this guy that he will introduce other team members on the next day. That being the first day, he doesn't have much work and he just wanders around and watches every body around. On the next day, the boss says that he wants to introduce others to the new consultant . The new hire just smiles and says, sure. Then the boss takes him to the other consultant first and the new consultant says that that guy must be a consultant. The manager asks him, how do you know ? The new guy says, i just made a guess. Then the manager takes him to the two full time employees and the new guy says that they must be the full time employees. The manager appreciates the sixth sense of the new hire and he takes him to the database DBA. To his surprise, the new hire tells that that guy must be the DBA. Now the boss gets curious and asks him how does he know all these people ?The consultant smiles (typical) and says that it's again a guess. Then the boss takes him to the QA lady and again the new guy gets it correct. Finally, the boss takes him to the Unix administrator and the new consultant again gets him correctly.
Amazed at how this guy can tell the roles of each employee, the manager pleads this guy to tell him how did he make such perfect guesses each time. The consultant, as always, smiles, and says this: Yester day, i was just roaming around and i observed all these people . The other consultant was always on the internet and so that's the easiest guess. The full time employees were all the time talking about this years's bonus and speculating on how much rise they might get. The QA lady was always talking non-stop with others. The consultant said that the toughest guess was to distinguish between the DBA and the Unix admin, because both are equally sleepy faced
. He finally made his guessbased on his experience, that the sleepy indian is the DBA and the sleepy american is the Unix Admin. PS: The above joke is just meant fun. Not always true. Enjoy. It's a long week-end for me. That's why i am so happy.
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