ND022202, I think you are right. It's all a hoax, you can't bug them before your ND + 30 < JIT, and they won't move the JIT.
Anyway, to cheer u guys up, here's a George Bush joke.
Bush dies (yay). And goes to hell (but of course). Satan looks at him and goes, damn, I have only 3 spots here and all are taken, but since you are such a bad man, you have to stay here and one of these has to go. Whats more, I'll let you choose who stays and who goes. Bush is like ;; Uhh yea sure.
So satan takes Bush to room #1. In room #1 Nixon has filed for a 485 petition, and is on a phone trying to dial INS, with an unstable job, and tonnes of worries and a wait time in excess of 2 years already, complete with expiring FPs, not moving JITs, IBIS, RFE, W2, Transfer, and "sir ur case is still on the shelf collecting dust". Bush thinks, "Damn thats horrible !!". So Bush says .. "nah I dont' think so .. lets move on".
Room #2, Tony blair is breaking these huge rocks with a sledge hammer. Bush is like, damn I have a bad shoulder, I don't think so .. lets move on.
Room #3. Bill clinton is sitting in the oval office, pants down, and monica lewinsky is giving him a blowjob. Bush is thrilled and say "Yea this looks good".
Satan shakes his head and says, "Fine Monica, you can go now !!"
HAHAHAHA