You said
There is no guarantee the oat ceremony will take place in a court on the basis of indicating a name change request on the N400
USCIS says
You will also have a judicial ceremony if you indicate on your
Form N-400, Application for Naturalization, that you would like to change your name. Your name change must be approved by a judge; therefore, your name change will be changed at a judicial ceremony.
I asked you to provide evidence from
official sources supporting the "reports" you speak of, precisely stating that someone who indicated a name change was still given a regular oath ceremony, but you did not provide that.
Not sure what's up with the delayed comeback after the "let's agree to disagree", and the naughty rolling eyes, but typing all the naughty stuff in the world doesn't change the fact that you were miserably wrong and that it has been proven beyond question. USCIS does not state any exception to their statement, no special conditions in the event that your office does not do it, and they simply say that if you indicate it you will receive a judicial one.
The processing times I quoted for the naturalisation process are accurate national averages, taken from the recent report by the Inspector General of DHS.
https://www.oig.dhs.gov/sites/default/files/assets/2017-12/OIG-18-23-Nov17.pdf
Again, solid date from official sources, accurately quoting the national averages. Your reference to shorter times in some offices in Utah or Maine does not take anything away from the accuracy of my quoted national averages. It just shows your weakness.
Your jumping on the "two weeks" stinks of desperation, the desperation of someone who spent an entire night thinking of a comeback after tucking tail, just to come up with this gem of a post. I said "
I can wait two weeks
or so", and indeed that's what
I would wait for to get a judicial one because that's the general scheduling availability where
I am. Try harder next time, but maybe you can get some help because your limited intellect shines through your non-existent debating skills, in addition to your hilarious grammar and punctuation, writing such things as "any thing", and mixing "had been" and "have been", etc. Yes, I too speak English as a second language and I have my typos, but I know better than typing run-on sentences, I know basic grammar, and I know when to use a comma.
My journey here is over, because a place where some moderators constantly go into incoherent hysteric tantrum whenever they get something wrong is not useful nor fun. I'll log-off for good and delete the bookmark now, but don't let this dissuade you from doing the victory dance after you ban my abandoned account or censor this. Seeing how emotional maturity is not exactly your forte, resorting to that is not at all out of the question. Sorry if I was too harsh, but sometimes putting people in their places proves to be a favour to them on the long run. Having a gigantic fragile ego with miniscule skills to back it up can only bring you heartache as you go on, and this lesson might help you and and your enormously self-conscious ilk see the light and treat people better.
Ciao