Ouch!!
#1. The question does not belong in this section. It belongs to the forum, but the forum is subdivided, and the original question does not belong here. While people may answer, not every one looks at all forums as they are trying to optimize their advice by looking only at section which they have some expertise in. It is very likely there are 10 times more people who are on this forum, but not looking at your question because their focus is somewhere else ... enough repetition.
#2. Well, lectures are dime a dozen. You can as well ignore comments you do not like.
#3. We would not know if you are on lower ground or not. I am about 3000 feet above sea level. Maybe I should add it to the signature.
#4. Most of the commenters on this forum, from what I see, were not natural born US citizens.
Dude, people have a perspective. And they are not paid lawyers. Your first question was "give me Y or N" ... come on, if someone is trying to tell you something, and you are not listening, even a paid lawyer will not be help.
I apologize to the administrators of this forum for the unusually harsh comments. To compensate, I advise the OP to look at these areas:
Non Immigrant Visas -
http://forums.immigration.com/forumdisplay.php?115-Nonimmigrant-Visas
Immigrant Visas -
http://forums.immigration.com/forumdisplay.php?116-Immigrant-Visas-(Green-Cards)
The route you will need to take is Visa ==> GC (with some exceptions you can skip Visa) ==> USC. So start with finding how you will get a visa.