For All 485 Waiters

Big Applaud To Mi 485 Pending

GREAT MAN GREAT GREAT...

CIRCUIT:- Bhai Yeah Ombudsman kya hota hai


Munnabhai:- Ombudsman bole to Sarkari Paltu Kutta


Circuit:- Bhai Yeah Ombudsman desi ko kyo banaya

Munnabhai:- Kyoki usse vafadar paltu kutte duniya mein kahi nahi hote...
 
Infopass

Circut:- Bhai, yeah infopass ko infopass kyo kehte hai

Munnabhai:-

Infopass Bole to:-

I Indian

N Native

F Freaking

O Out with

P Pending

A Application

S Status and

S Scrutinized
 
Circuit: bhai, aaj bhi na, Chamiya boli "under review"

Munnabhai: Circuit, usko thu itna tung kyo kartha rae, vo teri under review kar rahi hae

Circuit: bhai, SR raise karu ka?

Munnabhai: bidu, Sarkari Ration card ka zaroorat nahi apun ko

Circuit: bhai, vo tho service request hae bhai,

Munnabhai: tho kya huva, service request bolnae sae pehele vo Chamiya teri under review kar rahi hae, achha hae na

Circuit: bhai, aaj boli "extended review"

Munnabhai: thu gaya rae, wat laggaye, vo Chamiya teri under review karnae ke bad may extended review karaegee, ab kya hoga kalia
 
after dinner conversation....

Circuit: bhai, ek baat boloon...saala waat lagana to uscis se seekhney kaa....aese lagate hain...sala aese lagate hain ki phatt ti zor se hai lekin awaaz nahin aati...

Munnabhai: abey Circuit, lekin apun ko to bindaas awaaz aayi...

Circuit: bhai, jaaney do naa...aaj khaana kuch jayada ho gayela thaa.
 
Adjustment of Status

Circuit: bhai, adjust karney ko itne time kyon lag rela hai... bhai, apun ko dene kaa...saala ek din main kaat peet kar adjust kar dega...

Munnabhai: Circuit, yeh under wear nahin hai jo andar haath daala aur adjust kar diya...yaa under review jaata hai phir kuch bahar nahin aata hai...
 
Current status

Current Status:

आपकी केस अग्ली कार्यवाही के लिये बिहार झिलाधिकारी कार्यालय भेजी गयी हैं
 
Movie Name : Munnabhai got GC

This is nice idea to make movie name on Munnabhai got GC.

This is really really nice I cannot controlled in office.
 
Relax..

Munnabhai: Abe Circuit tumko last year GC milta to thik hota na..
Circuit: nahi bhai , sahi hua.. last year GC milta to .. main house buy kar leta tha.. ;) tension nahi lene ka..
 
These posts on Munna bhai are excellent.. LOL :D :D unable to control laugh.... good creativity out of furstation ...... Yellowrocks & Mi485pending... man.. you guys rock
 
Green Card

Circuit:- Bhai Yeh 140 kya hota hai

Munnabhai:- 140 bole to 2050 mein rifle ko aisa nam diya jayega


Circuit:- Bhai yeah desi pantar log ne phul bheja to kya bapu prasann hoge
Munnabhai:- nahi yaar bapu nahi bap prasann hua, uscis director, tera, mera, sabka bap
 
Circuit Rocks

Circuit:- Bhai 485 approve hone ke bad kya hota hai
Munnabhai:- 2 minute tak heart bandh ho jata hai

Circuit:- To bhai yeah heart bole to phirse chalu kaise hota hai
Munnabhai:- Jab teri akh pe balti bhar ke pani dala jata hai aur tere ko pata chalta hai ki subah ho gayi mamu........ 485 ka approval to sapna tha..

Subah ho gayi mamu, 140 to approve ho gaya, lekin 485 ki kahani shuru ho gayi mamu..

Subah ho gayi mamu......
 
okay guys we would all love to share your laughs, we all are in the same boat remember? maybe we can learn from you all......
Now I wish Ghandi, was alive to teach me india.....lol..
 
Rocks

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Circuit:- Bhai 485 approve hone ke bad kya hota hai
Munnabhai:- 2 minute tak heart bandh ho jata hai

Circuit:- To bhai yeah heart bole to phirse chalu kaise hota hai
Munnabhai:- Jab teri akh pe balti bhar ke pani dala jata hai aur tere ko pata chalta hai ki subah ho gayi mamu........ 485 ka approval to sapna tha..

Subah ho gayi mamu, 140 to approve ho gaya, lekin 485 ki kahani shuru ho gayi mamu..

Subah ho gayi mamu......
 
VISA number

Circuit: bhai, aaj Chamiya boli "VISA number" nahi hae

Munnabhai: aare tension nahi laene ka, bhai sae puch nae ka, tere VISA card pae number hae na, usko dae, aur green card puch.
 
mera kya hoga

abe circuit

janhvi ko jane de

janhvi nahi chahiye

mere ko to card chahiye

kya karu


circuit:- simple hai bhai, janhvi ko bolo

INSTEAD OF "GOOD MORNING MUMBAI"

SAY

"GREEN CARD MUNNABHAI"
 
Munnabhai: Circuit, mamu ke sath kuch locha huha

Circuit: Bhai, tension math lae, naam bata, sab ko kat dallunga

Munnabhai: nahi circuit, usko kuch labor ka locha bola, mae pura samja nahi, thu jakae patha kar laena

Circuit: abi gaya, abhi aaya, tu idhar hi bait bhai

Circuit: bhai, mamu ko labor ka problem hae bhai

Munnabhai: Circuit, tu bhi na, labor bole to, labor pain hae kya

Circuit: bhai,pata nahi, labor ka locha usho kaise, uska biwi ko aana tha na

Munnabhai: Circuit,tu ek kam kar, ja kae ambulance bula, aspathal lae kae chaltae hae, mae jakae janhvi ko laekae aatha hun


in the hospital


mamu: what the hell is going on, Munna tu mujae idhar kyo lae ke aaya

Munnabhai: mamu tu bhi na, majak mat kar, tu hi nae bola labor ka locha hae

mamu: you idiot, mera green card ka labor ka locha hae, tu kya samja, abhi wat lagadheeya na mera, Oh god what am I talking

Circuit: bhai, mae samja nahi

Munnabhai: mamu, problem kya hae tera, teek teek bata

mamu: O god, I can't explain, iske bhasha mae hi boltha hun, kya karae

mamu: munna, mera LC ko voodadeeya sale nae, kisi aur ko dae deeya, raste pe mila to uska wat laga tha hun, O jee what am I talking

Munnabhai: mamu, to tension mat le, may sub set kartha hun, Circuit idhar ah

Circuit: bhai

Munnabhai: circuit, iska to kuch LC ka wat lag gaya

Circuit: bhai, ek bat poochu

Munnabhai: poocho

Circuit: bhai,LC kya hota hae, apun ka dheemak me teek tara gusa nahi

Munnabhai: Circuit, LC bole to "Leukemia Certification", mamu to doctor hae na, kuch to lufda huva hae, koi to uska LC churalee hoga
 
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