Dv 2013 kenyan selectees report here!!!!

[MaKiki]

I have really laughed at this, but i do think the guy is really old. He did secondary educ before i was born, yet even iam quite old. I have been to the Nigerian forum before these guys are fun. I once saw a post where someone was telling off the rest that they cant write proper English yet they want to go to the US. Boy oh boy, if they could they would have lynched him. If u want trouble with them then post anything discouraging in nature, whether based on facts, they will have you for sho.

Today morning i woke up visited the Nairaland forum OMG its so funny you'll laugh all morning, talk of proper English instead of otherwise they write order wise lol!! They really want to get to yankee land thru tooth and nail i like their vigour and readiness

Just for laughs: @ PAPASAN, U NO FOLLOW US FOR DV2012 THREAD U COME GO JUMP OPEN 2013 DV...............Dubai-b

 

[MaKiki]

Beisel4real: I have been selected for 2013 DV
2013AF000000XX (LESS THAN 100)

QUESTION:
i HAVE A CONCERN.
I FINISHED SECONDARY SCHOOL IN 1979(WAEC 1 CREDIT AND I PASS) AND WENT TO TECHNICAL COLLEGE TO STUDY BUILDING TECH AND FINISHED IN 1983 WITH CITY AND GUILD.

I HAVE BEEN WORKING WITH THE MINISTRY OF WORKS AS BUILDING INSPECTOR FOR 28YEARS NOW.I AM NOW A SENIOR WORKS SUPERVISOR
WHICH FALL UNDER JOB ZONE 4.

DO I STILL QUALIFY WITH EDUCATION QUALIFICATION OR JOB EXPERIENCE

I NEED UR INPUT WHETHER I CAN PROCEED WITH THE PROCESSING?

THANKS

THE ANSWER:
This man U don old na. wetin U wan go look for yankee? na pple like U dey reduce our chances of winning. THANKS

Where's the post from?

he must be at least 50.

http://www.nairaland.com/927190/dv-2013-winners-meet-here/10

 

[catchme]

Today morning i woke up visited the Nairaland forum OMG its so funny you'll laugh all morning, talk of proper English instead of otherwise they write order wise lol!! They really want to get to yankee land thru tooth and nail i like their vigour and readiness

Just for laughs: @ PAPASAN, U NO FOLLOW US FOR DV2012 THREAD U COME GO JUMP OPEN 2013 DV...............Dubai-b

Lol. I once read on Nairaland about a guy who applied for DV 2012/2013 (I don't quite remember), anyways, he made 46 entries, yes 46 of them using his actual pictures but each entry having a different name. Time check, results are out and one of the entries with a fake name get selectedo ogha post on forum wanting advice for his dilimaoo.

 

[catchme]

Lol. I once read on Nairaland about a guy who applied for DV 2012/2013 (I don't quite remember), anyways, he made 46 entries, yes 46 of them using his actual pictures but each entry having a different name. Time check, results are out and one of the entries with a fake name get selectedo ogha post on forum wanting advice for his dilimaoo.

Dilema, am i becoming oga tooooooo?

 

[essieta]

Dilema, am i becoming oga tooooooo?

lol..dont become oga ooo we need you here my sisto ooo

 

[MaKiki]

Lol. I once read on Nairaland about a guy who applied for DV 2012/2013 (I don't quite remember), anyways, he made 46 entries, yes 46 of them using his actual pictures but each entry having a different name. Time check, results are out and one of the entries with a fake name get selectedo ogha post on forum wanting advice for his dilimaoo.

Dilema, am i becoming oga tooooooo?

Dilema yu day be!!

 

[MaKiki]

More laughs from Naija!!!

On a lighter mood for the week.

Here's a telephone conversation between a man in hurricane-ravaged New York and his friend in Lagos:

Lagos: I hope u guys are safe?

NY: Man all hell is breaking loose out here!

Lagos: What's going on?
NY: There is flooding everywhere

Lagos: Big deal we're used to that!

NY: People are dying man!

Lagos: We're used to that too!

NY: Look man the power's out we're in darkness!

Lagos: Welcome to our world!

NY: People can't get around, no public transport
Lagos: We too.

NY: The phone lines are out, I'm having to use my mobile
Lagos: Me too!

NY: The police and Emergency services are overwhelmed, we don't feel safe from criminals taking advantage of the situation!

Lagos: Neither do we!

NY: Hey man, did Hurricane Sandy hit u guys too

Lagos: it has been hitting us since Independence day in 1960. When did yours start ?

http://www.nairaland.com/927190/dv-2013-winners-meet-here/192

God bless America.
God bless Nigeria

 

[uganda1]

Applying for non-immigrant visa and DV

Quote Originally Posted by ronnyblessed

I am supposed to apply for a non-immigrant visa, yet am already on the DV Visa. I have never been to USA and I indicated that in form DS 230. How do I go about this? Do I say I am in process for the DV Visa when I will be applying for Non-immigrant visa? When I will go for the interview for the DV visa next year, and I originally indicated I had never visited USA (which was true), but the CO sees a US Visa on my passport. The whole thing is confusing me how to go about it. Please Help guys.

Thank you.

The possibility of successfully applying and being granted a non-immigrant visa are pretty slim for you. One of the questions any non-immigrant applicant is required to answer in order to be granted the visa is 'demonstration of intent to immigrate'. By sending in your forms to KCC indicating an intention to pursue the DV Visa, you are no longer a good candidate for a non-immigrant visa. If you answer 'No' to that question, you will jeopardize the DV visa itself because you will be considered to have lied.

On the other hand, since the trip is business related, what is the possibility your organization applying for this visa on your behalf? This may convince the CO to give you the benefit of the doubt and grant the non-immigrant visa, even while your DV application is already in the system.

The question you have to answer to yourself is which is more important to you. The job you currently have and the opportunity to make a brief visit to the US or the endless possibility the success of the DV visa (GC) represents - the doors the GC are likely to open for you. Do you really have to attend the Annual Leadership summit? The choices are yours and yours alone.

Good luck.

Actually, I'd think the possibility of getting the non-immigrant visa is not that bad. In fact, you can use the selection for further processing for the DV as additional evidence of your intention to return home after the conference to follow up the legal immigration, rather than stay there as an illegal immigrant.

As for the concern about stating in the DV application that you've never been to the US and if you travel to the conference before the interview, than that will have changed. I'd say, you have nothing to worry about. Same rules apply as for those that are single at application, but married by interview date or have a new child since they applied. The application is based on information true at the time of application, than at the interview, you'll explain any circumstances that have change since then.

Finally, you should make every effort attend the conference, 1) it will keep you in good standing with your employer here, remember you are still working with them until you relocate, 2) going there will give some impression of the US, limiting the cultural shock when you move 3) you start to get contacts there and possibly end up working at the US office when you get your GC.

 

[Rachel1812]

Obeezyb,
Your inbox is full!Clear some space and let me know.

 

[Obeezyb]

Obeezyb,
Your inbox is full!Clear some space and let me know.

Good to go

 

[mdawoodm]

Obeezyb,
Your inbox is full!Clear some space and let me know.

Well, ma'am, I have been telling him this for the last two weeks, to clear his inbox!

 

[Obeezyb]

On a lighter mood for the week.

Here's a telephone conversation between a man in hurricane-ravaged New York and his friend in Lagos:

Lagos: I hope u guys are safe?

NY: Man all hell is breaking loose out here!

Lagos: What's going on?
NY: There is flooding everywhere

Lagos: Big deal we're used to that!

NY: People are dying man!

Lagos: We're used to that too!

NY: Look man the power's out we're in darkness!

Lagos: Welcome to our world!

NY: People can't get around, no public transport
Lagos: We too.

NY: The phone lines are out, I'm having to use my mobile
Lagos: Me too!

NY: The police and Emergency services are overwhelmed, we don't feel safe from criminals taking advantage of the situation!

Lagos: Neither do we!

NY: Hey man, did Hurricane Sandy hit u guys too

Lagos: it has been hitting us since Independence day in 1960. When did yours start ?

http://www.nairaland.com/927190/dv-2013-winners-meet-here/192

God bless America.
God bless Nigeria

Classic

 

[Obeezyb]

Well, ma'am, I have been telling him this for the last two weeks, to clear his inbox!

Infinite apologies ..it's all good now.

 

[Nesh422]

HI GUYS,GOT A QUERY
There is a lady who called me saying she won the lottery and is around case number 2,000 yet she has never received her second NL,she cleared school in kenya and got a C-,she then went to UG and did A levels and advanced shes to graduate with a bachelors degree at end of this month,She entered as single and has a kid and would love to go with the kid but not the dad since they have never married with the dad(condom accidents do happen friends!)on a light note that was!...so she sent her forms in July and is still waiting,what are her chances with the grade???????????

away from that,still expecting to go pick my visa this week,and i got a call from the embassy telling me to tell my wife to go and retake her finger prints they are not okey,she should go on wed 7th at 9am,but was told it happens at times,they said no need for me to accompany her she can go alone..

 

[Minto64]

PAPASAN,

Wanted to give you a heads up on how long it takes to get the GC and SSN once you land. From latest post on different forum, a forumite received his GC 16 days after arrival. SSN was received 10 days after he applied. Hope this is helpful.

 

[MaKiki]

HI GUYS,GOT A QUERY
There is a lady who called me saying she won the lottery and is around case number 2,000 yet she has never received her second NL,she cleared school in kenya and got a C-,she then went to UG and did A levels and advanced shes to graduate with a bachelors degree at end of this month,She entered as single and has a kid and would love to go with the kid but not the dad since they have never married with the dad(condom accidents do happen friends!)on a light note that was!...so she sent her forms in July and is still waiting,what are her chances with the grade???????????

away from that,still expecting to go pick my visa this week,and i got a call from the embassy telling me to tell my wife to go and retake her finger prints they are not okey,she should go on wed 7th at 9am,but was told it happens at times,they said no need for me to accompany her she can go alone..

case number 2,000 yet she has never received her second NL

She should thank God for this because God is working smoothly on her way in order to get her degree at the end of this month, this is a good sign. Tell her to relax it will come and if she cant wait she should call KCC

she cleared school in kenya and got a C-,she then went to UG and did A levels and advanced she's to graduate with a bachelors degree at end of this month

OMG not again!!! Its very tricky but as i have always said in my early postings every interview is unique, her highest level of education is a Degree which she is to receive by the end of the month inshaallah! and has done A levels what were her grades in A levels?(A level with two principles passes or equivalent in relevant subjects. Only applicants whose results are available at the time of application will be considered.) Catchme should guide us on the A levels from Uganda please help her!!!

By the power of God this lady should go ahead and book for her interview because God is on her side am sure she wont go to the Embassy by the end of the month so this means she will be there with her Degree at hand. Havent heard one with a Degree From a recognized University that has been denied a visa personally, yes personally!!! nor seen a post from one with a Degree and was denied a visa coz of C-.

She entered as single and has a kid and would love to go with the kid but not the dad since they have never married with the dad

>>>>Dead beat dads lol!!!<<<<


My Cents are over............................

 

[dubai-b]

On a lighter mood for the week.

Here's a telephone conversation between a man in hurricane-ravaged New York and his friend in Lagos:

Lagos: I hope u guys are safe?

NY: Man all hell is breaking loose out here!

Lagos: What's going on?
NY: There is flooding everywhere

Lagos: Big deal we're used to that!

NY: People are dying man!

Lagos: We're used to that too!

NY: Look man the power's out we're in darkness!

Lagos: Welcome to our world!

NY: People can't get around, no public transport
Lagos: We too.

NY: The phone lines are out, I'm having to use my mobile
Lagos: Me too!

NY: The police and Emergency services are overwhelmed, we don't feel safe from criminals taking advantage of the situation!

Lagos: Neither do we!

NY: Hey man, did Hurricane Sandy hit u guys too

Lagos: it has been hitting us since Independence day in 1960. When did yours start ?

http://www.nairaland.com/927190/dv-2013-winners-meet-here/192

God bless America.
God bless Nigeria

Made my morning....this guys got the zeal to live life to the fullest. I heard of a story of a naija man who was caught in Dubai airport with a fake passport and he was asked by the immigration whose picture is on the passport? He replied " this is me in my village before i got money, but what you see now is me after chopping dollar" The officer laughed as the dude stuck to his story.

 

[dubai-b]

HI GUYS,GOT A QUERY
There is a lady who called me saying she won the lottery and is around case number 2,000 yet she has never received her second NL,she cleared school in kenya and got a C-,she then went to UG and did A levels and advanced shes to graduate with a bachelors degree at end of this month,She entered as single and has a kid and would love to go with the kid but not the dad since they have never married with the dad(condom accidents do happen friends!)on a light note that was!...so she sent her forms in July and is still waiting,what are her chances with the grade???????????

away from that,still expecting to go pick my visa this week,and i got a call from the embassy telling me to tell my wife to go and retake her finger prints they are not okey,she should go on wed 7th at 9am,but was told it happens at times,they said no need for me to accompany her she can go alone..

Tell her to join the forum and follow on Olyn i think kenyan 2011 forum about the Kid issue. For school qualification she can always get in touch with the US embassy there and they will advice on the way forward.

 

[catchme]

She should thank God for this because God is working smoothly on her way in order to get her degree at the end of this month, this is a good sign. Tell her to relax it will come and if she cant wait she should call KCC


OMG not again!!! Its very tricky but as i have always said in my early postings every interview is unique, her highest level of education is a Degree which she is to receive by the end of the month inshaallah! and has done A levels what were her grades in A levels?(A level with two principles passes or equivalent in relevant subjects. Only applicants whose results are available at the time of application will be considered.) Catchme should guide us on the A levels from Uganda please help her!!!

By the power of God this lady should go ahead and book for her interview because God is on her side am sure she wont go to the Embassy by the end of the month so this means she will be there with her Degree at hand. Havent heard one with a Degree From a recognized University that has been denied a visa personally, yes personally!!! nor seen a post from one with a Degree and was denied a visa coz of C-.

>>>>Dead beat dads lol!!!<<<<


My Cents are over............................

Oh dear, i don't know how to help on that A' Level bit. All i can say is her 2 NL has not come through coz she sent her forms back to KCC a bit late. She mentioned that the dad is not on the birth certificate and i advised her before to try and see a lawyer to help put her case together. If she can prove that she alone takes care of the child and that the man is not in the picture then it can help. Proof can be in form of receipts for medical bills or school fees paid by her. Remember a child belongs to 2 people and in order to take them out of the country you need consent from the other party. It's quite tricky that's why i suggested to her to get a lawyer who would advise on documentation required.

 

[catchme]

Tell her to join the forum and follow on Olyn i think kenyan 2011 forum about the Kid issue. For school qualification she can always get in touch with the US embassy there and they will advice on the way forward.

Dubai, shes a member here.