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You go quail hunting with Dick Cheney and accidently shot him in the face. However, nearby secret service don't take it as an accident and charge you as a terrorist. Soon after you are secretly sent off to a foreign country for a lengthy interrogation which includes waterboarding
LMAO!!!!
You go quail hunting with Dick Cheney and accidently shot him in the face. However, nearby secret service don't take it as an accident and charge you as a terrorist. Soon after you are secretly sent off to a foreign country for a lengthy interrogation which includes waterboarding
LMAO!!!!
Horror story 1:
You're at your friend's bachelor party where a stripper is offering her services to you. You accept and get a little rough with her. Little do you know she is an undercover cop and shortly after charges you with solicitation of a prostitute and assault of a police officer.
Horror story 2:
You're out late celebrating your new job promotion at your local bar, but have a few too many and drive home drunk. You get pulled over at a traffic stop and are charged with aggravated DWI after your blood alcohol level measures 0.27
Horror story 3:
You go quail hunting with Dick Cheney and accidently shot him in the face. However, nearby secret service don't take it as an accident and charge you as a terrorist. Soon after you are secretly sent off to a foreign country for a lengthy interrogation which includes waterboarding.