The IO will look at your evidence at the interview, and if he doesn't like what he sees, he'll press a big red button under his desk, which sweeps the rug from under your feet to expose a trap door. Before you know what's going on, he says "Bye now. Have a good trip home fella" and the trap door opens and, still sitting in your chair, you slide down an elaborate network of underground tunnels. Along the way are strategially placed iris scanners that identify you and route your chair towards the proper section of continent and sub-section of country within the underground network. Suddenly, you see a bright light and pop out of a hole from the underworld into what looks like a ventilation shaft and are ejected out of your chair onto a marble floor. You look up and find yourself at your local airport terminal. You hear a voice from the loud speakers, announcing boarding for the flight to your home country, please proceed to the gate and board from front to back, and enjoy the complimentary newspaper and peanuts!