Thanks for commenting on my marvelous idea! (though I really think it is marvelous)
How come the delays are only in this department? What abt IRS which does more paperwork than USCIS? The govt finds FAST STAFF for IRS, then why not for USCIS? The reason is they chose to ignore. That's what irritates everyone here. You are done here, so I dont want to argue.
No matter what you say or how many times you say it, unless the process times change, nobody will agree with your statements.
Madhav