Countdown Begins.....

Dhanyawaad Sertra bhai....I hope aapka asli naam sertra nahin hai....anyways jab log meri G**ND mein UNGLI karte hain na "DESI MALE ATTITUDE" bolkar....tab tan badan mein aag lag jaati hai...phir saara gussa POSTINGS ke through nikalta hai....anyway baad mein sochta hoon aisa nahin likhna chahiye tha...par jab likhta hoon tab jo man mein hota hai wohi type karta hoon....isliye postings mein thodi bahut galiyaan bhi rehti hai....

Anyways...dekho aaj nahin to MONDAY ko PD nikalega....Hopefully sab ke liye thodi acchi khabar ho...

SALAAM NAMASTE

SHAKTI
 
Shakti Kapoor said:
Anyways...dekho aaj nahin to MONDAY ko PD nikalega....Hopefully sab ke liye thodi acchi khabar ho...

SHAKTI
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Nahi mera asli naam sertra nahi hai, and yes, let pray for the best for the PD to move to current or near current.

Anyways, coming back to your previous posting, I have been reading this one line umpteen times,

'tension ka koi ant nahin hai....isliye mast hindi filme dekho...daru piyo....biwi mane to biwi ke saath batting karo...nahin to apna haath jaganaath....aur so jao...'

and jitni baar padtha hui, pichli baar se bhi zyada haansi aati hai ..

Aaj Friday bhi hai, to aapki rai manni hi padegi.....
 
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Look Shakti..You can cut good jokes..but dont know why you go for abusive lang?

Wondering why its so..?

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BioMat is BIOLOGY AND MATHEMATICS.....just kidding...biomat is biometrics...during biometrics, they teach you the various metric systems involved in biology....again kidding ....in biometrics, they take your picture and finger printing

Shakti
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GCDumbo....I understand that most people get offended by abusive language....but I feel "Ek desi ke mooh se maa behen nahin nikle to maza nahin aata hai"...saari jindagi sabki maa behan ek kiye hain...ab habit si ban gayi hai...for e.g

If something unexpected happens....you say "OHHHH BEHENC**D"
If something goes wrong....it automatically comes out "GA*D LAG GAYI"
If you want somebody to F*CK OFF....you say "MA* CH*DA".....


So it has just become a part of life...its just like a tadka in Daal....without tadka, daal doesn't taste good...same is the case with jokes.....unless it has good hindi slang, nobody likes it...

Anyway I will try to refrain from it....

Par agar koi maa ka L**DA meri G**ND mein ungli karega to phir mere mooh se GANDA hi nikalega...phir chahe kisi ko pasand aaye ya nahin...

Shakti
 
Common Shakti..few Girl/women members of this forum may get offended...!

This forum is open for every one..and gilrs/women members (from India) may get offended...(gals/women from other country wont? dont know!!)

I/We will appreciate if you refrain from it....because, you can cut good jokes

Thanks in advance...!!!!


Shakti Kapoor said:
GCDumbo....I understand that most people get offended by abusive language....

Anyway I will try to refrain from it....

Shakti
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GCDumbo said:
This forum is open for every one..and gilrs/women members (from India) may get offended...(gals/women from other country wont? dont know!!)

I/We will appreciate if you refrain from it....because, you can cut good jokes

Thanks in advance...!!!!
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GCDumbo,

Ladakio ko bhi yeh saab acha lagat hai... agar nahi acha lagata hai to mat pado. kaeko khel pedi!!!
 
Also, I observed...No one responded your thread when you started abusive lang..

Also, I observed that your thread started on very..very positive, constructive note but "No one" responded your thread when you started abusive lang..fyi..no one responded your thread between Sep 2 thru Sep 8...

Hope you understand what happens when "positive" thread goes heywire because of ...you know what...!!!

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Wondering why its so..?
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Friday has come and gone.....
into the third week now. Anybody interested in a different prediction now?
When will the next bulletin will be posted?

My guesstimate
Sept 19th.
 
neocor,...you mean Sep 19, 2002 or 2003 or...?

My guess already stated around March 1, 2003..

neocor said:
Friday has come and gone.....
into the third week now. Anybody interested in a different prediction now?
When will the next bulletin will be posted?

My guesstimate
Sept 19th.
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Thakthi bhai aul thab log...thodhi dhel ke liye mai anglejji bhool gaya hoon...maaf kalna.

Ek mahina GC cullent hoga, thab the 485, EAD aul AP ka paisa lenge....pulane PD waale chudenge lekin khus honge ki biwi padhna band aul kamaana thulu kalegi, kam lent waala makaan dhoondenge, milega tho AR-11 bhalenge, des wapath jaane the pehale baccha paida kalne ka thothenge.

Naye PD wale GC lenge, pulane PD walon ke managel banenge....ghal kaleedenge, baccha paida kalne ka idea posthpone kalenge.

GC milte hi bahut sey log 'lay ban' khaleedenge aul 'dethi atthithude' aul 'wassup' jala jol the bolenge.

Uthke baad Agle hi mahine, vitha numbel khatham hoga lekin decembel tak bullethin mein cullent hi lahega (paitha, hai paitha....bhai nahi koi aitha! - USCIS waale gaana gayenge). Janualy 06 se Jan'03 lethloglesson ka date denge. Aplil 06 se EB2 aul EB3 dono ka 'U' dikhayenge (waat lagayenge!).

Jinhe GC nahi mila, woh khush honge, ki bhai atleast EAD to mila...H1 ka jhanjhat nahi(aul biwi bhi kaam kalegi bhai). Jo shadi shuda nahin hai wo amma ko phone lagayenge...maa ab mujhe lagtha hai ki tumhe nani banne ka time aa gaya hai (matlab -- jaldi thadi nahi ki tho 5 thaal aul haath ka kathlat kalna padega - Hanumaan ji ka naam leke!).

Bula lage...tho maaf kalna bhai log...
Bahuth developed nationwa ko dekh liya....duslon ke museebat mein loot sab jagah balabar hoti hai.

---
Thoda Company ne maala...Thoda Uncle ne.
 
GCDumbo said:
My guess already stated around March 1, 2003..
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This is different, needed prediction about when the Oct bulletin will be posted. Not what will be the PD in that.
 
New Visa Bulletin

neocor said:
This is different, needed prediction about when the Oct bulletin will be posted. Not what will be the PD in that.
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Guys Check this out..Very Disasspointing,if it is true
EB3 moved back to January 1998(India)
EB2 moved back to November 1999(India)
EB1 moved back to August 2002(India)

http://usembassy.state.gov/manila/wwwh3227.html
 
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stupid idiots.. it can't go back to 98 or 99

because,,, during 2000, 2001 there were already priority dates/cut off situation and it was cleared and became current after some months.. This time it will start if it has to, from june 2002.. relax.. The posting on manilla web site is oldest one which wasn't updated for a long time..

mark my posting..
 
Ok...we've marked your posting! Hope you don't turn out to be the "stupid idiot"...seriously!
 
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can not possible

How come INS give cut off date on EB2 and EB1, normally they informed before doing. So it is wrong.

So wait till DOS publish date.
 
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