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BioMat is BIOLOGY AND MATHEMATICS.....just kidding...biomat is biometrics...during biometrics, they teach you the various metric systems involved in biology....again kidding ....in biometrics, they take your picture and finger printing

Shakti
 
Biomatric means...

sanju_y678 said:
my guess is Dec2002.

ye GCDumbo, what is ths Biomat , bhai..?

In NSC, Biomatric is done to record - right hand index finger, Photograph of I 485 applicant & digital signature. This type of Biomatc have Code 2 (and fyi..there are Biomat 1 & 3 also.)

Hope it helps and thanks for gussing PD that is close to my PD predictions!!!
 
That was good one Shakti..!

Shakti Kapoor said:
BioMat is BIOLOGY AND MATHEMATICS.....just kidding...biomat is biometrics...during biometrics, they teach you the various metric systems involved in biology....again kidding ....in biometrics, they take your picture and finger printing

Shakti
 
Ye Shakti Bhai.

sahi hai bhaii... lakin apun ko tho yaad nahi kaun sa angutha(finger) lagya.. hope right wala ho...


My I-140 & I-485 is pending yaar from last 2 yrs.. semi-concurrent filed..
Duniya bhar ki sab inquiry ki (Congressmen, AILA, Senator, USCIS) but kuch bhi nahi huya.. koi mujhe bataya... aab mai kya karuuuu....mere I-140 ki?

Kuch idea dena bhai...
 
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your 140 and 485 will get cleared on the same day...so dont worry about it...just Priority dates move hone do...

Ek gyaan ki baat batata hoon....just keep your status LEGAL ...which you are....and then koi bhi Maa ke Lau** tumhe is country se nahin nikal sakte....GC ki chinta chod do...jaab aana hoga aa jayega...GC se pehle bhi life acchi hai aur GC ke baad bhi....believe me getting GC will not do any changes to your life....Log bolte hain GC ke baad mental tension khatam ho jaata hai....mein sochta hoon jise tension lene ki aadat ho, use GC milne ke baad bhi sakun nahin milega....So live life to the fullest...mein kasam se GC ko pura bhul chuka hoon....jab aayega tab aayega....

aaj GC ka tension rakhoge...kal GC aa jayega to phir kuch aur tension aa jayega {like padosan ko bas ek baar karne ka mauka mil jaye, ya phir doodhwale se biwi ko nahin CH***DWATI hai ( although US mein doodhwala nahin hota hai par postman chalega :)).....ya phir kal aishwarya rai ki shadi ho jaye to sochoge ki kaas uski pitch par tumhe batting karne ka mauka milta......

tension ka koi ant nahin hai....isliye mast hindi filme dekho...daru piyo....biwi mane to biwi ke saath batting karo...nahin to apna haath jaganaath....aur so jao...

lagta hai bahut gyaan baant diya...haath dukh gaya type karte karte...aaj kuch aur nahin kar payega yeh haath :-(

Shakti
 
Sahi bole Bhaiji, abhi abhi mai such hi raha tha..ki chal Bahamas chale chalte hai dhost log ke saath..thoda timepass karenge...line wine marenge..Daru saru piyenge.. ye suchke phir cruise agent ko phone lagaya..bhai....socha.. idhar koi GC ka chakar nahi hoga... koi tension..nahi... Life Just cool .... Lakin cruise agent wale ne JULAB kiya na mere pe.. bola.. "As friend I will give you suggestion that when you get GC, you go by that time "...Mai bola sale abhi ka mai kya.. karu..

Kisse ne sahi bola..Bhai.. GC ye Shit ke jaise hai.. lagta hai aarahi hai..abhii aaye..lakin phir palat jati... U turn..Marti..bas tarsati hai....
 
That was a good one but you forgot adding the other tensions after getting GC:- Buying a house , having a son, becoming a manger........ As you said those who take tension will do so even after GC.
--Naveen Oshos
Shakti Kapoor said:
your 140 and 485 will get cleared on the same day...so dont worry about it...just Priority dates move hone do...

Ek gyaan ki baat batata hoon....just keep your status LEGAL ...which you are....and then koi bhi Maa ke Lau** tumhe is country se nahin nikal sakte....GC ki chinta chod do...jaab aana hoga aa jayega...GC se pehle bhi life acchi hai aur GC ke baad bhi....believe me getting GC will not do any changes to your life....Log bolte hain GC ke baad mental tension khatam ho jaata hai....mein sochta hoon jise tension lene ki aadat ho, use GC milne ke baad bhi sakun nahin milega....So live life to the fullest...mein kasam se GC ko pura bhul chuka hoon....jab aayega tab aayega....

aaj GC ka tension rakhoge...kal GC aa jayega to phir kuch aur tension aa jayega {like padosan ko bas ek baar karne ka mauka mil jaye, ya phir doodhwale se biwi ko nahin CH***DWATI hai ( although US mein doodhwala nahin hota hai par postman chalega :)).....ya phir kal aishwarya rai ki shadi ho jaye to sochoge ki kaas uski pitch par tumhe batting karne ka mauka milta......

tension ka koi ant nahin hai....isliye mast hindi filme dekho...daru piyo....biwi mane to biwi ke saath batting karo...nahin to apna haath jaganaath....aur so jao...

lagta hai bahut gyaan baant diya...haath dukh gaya type karte karte...aaj kuch aur nahin kar payega yeh haath :-(

Shakti
 
Shakti Kapoor said:
your 140 and 485 will get cleared on the same day...so dont worry about it...just Priority dates move hone do...

Ek gyaan ki baat batata hoon....just keep your status LEGAL ...which you are....and then koi bhi Maa ke Lau** tumhe is country se nahin nikal sakte....GC ki chinta chod do...jaab aana hoga aa jayega...GC se pehle bhi life acchi hai aur GC ke baad bhi....believe me getting GC will not do any changes to your life....Log bolte hain GC ke baad mental tension khatam ho jaata hai....mein sochta hoon jise tension lene ki aadat ho, use GC milne ke baad bhi sakun nahin milega....So live life to the fullest...mein kasam se GC ko pura bhul chuka hoon....jab aayega tab aayega....

aaj GC ka tension rakhoge...kal GC aa jayega to phir kuch aur tension aa jayega {like padosan ko bas ek baar karne ka mauka mil jaye, ya phir doodhwale se biwi ko nahin CH***DWATI hai ( although US mein doodhwala nahin hota hai par postman chalega :)).....ya phir kal aishwarya rai ki shadi ho jaye to sochoge ki kaas uski pitch par tumhe batting karne ka mauka milta......

tension ka koi ant nahin hai....isliye mast hindi filme dekho...daru piyo....biwi mane to biwi ke saath batting karo...nahin to apna haath jaganaath....aur so jao...

lagta hai bahut gyaan baant diya...haath dukh gaya type karte karte...aaj kuch aur nahin kar payega yeh haath :-(

Shakti
typical desi male attitude, no? I wonder where are the mods?
 
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Shakti Kapoor said:
your 140 and 485 will get cleared on the same day...so dont worry about it...just Priority dates move hone do...

Ek gyaan ki baat batata hoon....just keep your status LEGAL ...which you are....and then koi bhi Maa ke Lau** tumhe is country se nahin nikal sakte....GC ki chinta chod do...jaab aana hoga aa jayega...GC se pehle bhi life acchi hai aur GC ke baad bhi....believe me getting GC will not do any changes to your life....Log bolte hain GC ke baad mental tension khatam ho jaata hai....mein sochta hoon jise tension lene ki aadat ho, use GC milne ke baad bhi sakun nahin milega....So live life to the fullest...mein kasam se GC ko pura bhul chuka hoon....jab aayega tab aayega....

aaj GC ka tension rakhoge...kal GC aa jayega to phir kuch aur tension aa jayega {like padosan ko bas ek baar karne ka mauka mil jaye, ya phir doodhwale se biwi ko nahin CH***DWATI hai ( although US mein doodhwala nahin hota hai par postman chalega :)).....ya phir kal aishwarya rai ki shadi ho jaye to sochoge ki kaas uski pitch par tumhe batting karne ka mauka milta......

tension ka koi ant nahin hai....isliye mast hindi filme dekho...daru piyo....biwi mane to biwi ke saath batting karo...nahin to apna haath jaganaath....aur so jao...

lagta hai bahut gyaan baant diya...haath dukh gaya type karte karte...aaj kuch aur nahin kar payega yeh haath :-(

Shakti


Simply hillarious..
Aaoo Lolita......
You so live up to your nickname. keep it up, this forum needs people like you.
 
main hoon na said:
typical desi male attitude, no? I wonder where are the mods?

kyon be...desi hain to desi jaisi batein nahin karenge kya...laude ke b**L, tera attitude bhi yehi hoga...par b***dk duniya mein hosiyaari dikhane ke liye tum log in sab baton ko desi male attitude bolte ho....

Answer the following question...If any one of the answer is yes, you also have typical desi male attitude
a) Apne friend ki sundar biwi ke bare mein soch kar M**TH nahin marta hai kya...
b) Ladki ke taraf jab bhi dekhta hai to sabse pehle nazar uske M**ME par nahin jaati hai kya
c) Koi ladki agar khol kar khadi ho jaye...chahe dikhne mein lolita pawar hi kyon na ho, uski LEGA ki nahin


Saale sab aadmi ek jaisa sochte hain...har american bhi aisa hi sochta hai...aadmi ka dimaag ka koi bharosa nahin, kuch bhi soch sakta hai...to isme desi aur videsi male attitude ki baat kahan se aa gayi...L*ND hai to KHADA hoga hi....isme attitude ki kya baat hai..

Tum log jo desi male ko chuti*a samajhte ho...saale Hinjado ki tarah ho...na pure desi male rahoge na videsi ban paoge....Chahe jitna bhi accent ke saath "HOW YOU DOING" bol lo....par rahoge saale desi hi...to jab desi ho to desi ki tarah socho....

desi MALE ho ki nahin yeh nahin bol sakta:)

Shakti
 
Good going Shakti...
Kaafi time ho gaya is tarah ki baat karke.
Waise bhi there is no such thing as a DESI MALE.
Apne desh mein jitne rajya hai aur jitne bhashayen hai utne hi tarah ke log hai aur utne hi tarah ke Male hai.
Apne desi males aur Videsi males mein koi jyada farak nahin hai, aur mauka milne par dono ek jaisa hi kaam karenge.
Anyway I will let you do the talking, you seem to pick the right words to say
 
you are hilarious

ha ha, shakti dude, you rock, you are really hilarious. While I am not a major proponent of slang language, your post made me laugh so hard at work !

keep it up , we need people like you to entertain us while we wait in the doldrums ; cheers !



Shakti Kapoor said:
kyon be...desi hain to desi jaisi batein nahin karenge kya...laude ke b**L, tera attitude bhi yehi hoga...par b***dk duniya mein hosiyaari dikhane ke liye tum log in sab baton ko desi male attitude bolte ho....

Answer the following question...If any one of the answer is yes, you also have typical desi male attitude
a) Apne friend ki sundar biwi ke bare mein soch kar M**TH nahin marta hai kya...
b) Ladki ke taraf jab bhi dekhta hai to sabse pehle nazar uske M**ME par nahin jaati hai kya
c) Koi ladki agar khol kar khadi ho jaye...chahe dikhne mein lolita pawar hi kyon na ho, uski LEGA ki nahin


Saale sab aadmi ek jaisa sochte hain...har american bhi aisa hi sochta hai...aadmi ka dimaag ka koi bharosa nahin, kuch bhi soch sakta hai...to isme desi aur videsi male attitude ki baat kahan se aa gayi...L*ND hai to KHADA hoga hi....isme attitude ki kya baat hai..

Tum log jo desi male ko chuti*a samajhte ho...saale Hinjado ki tarah ho...na pure desi male rahoge na videsi ban paoge....Chahe jitna bhi accent ke saath "HOW YOU DOING" bol lo....par rahoge saale desi hi...to jab desi ho to desi ki tarah socho....

desi MALE ho ki nahin yeh nahin bol sakta:)

Shakti
 
My guess: Jan 1st 2004.

My guess for the EB3 date is Jan 1st 2004.

What was the supposed date when the bulletin with EB3 retrogression dates comes out?

For some reason, I thought the announcement will come out on Sept 1st but didn't find any info on it. (Maybe I am too optimistic :p )
 
wheretogo said:
Hope they will release new date for EB3 on 9th SEP.

The more the Oct Bulletin is delayed the more the possibility that the Bulletin will be unchanged. The trend has been since the begining of this year is that whenever the next months bulletin has come early the PD have moved ahead and whenever it has come later either the PD dates remained unmoved or the news is bad.
But Oct 2005 bulletin is a special one as its the begining of a new fiscal year. Therefore there is a high possibility that the EB3 numbers wont remain 'U' atleast not for Oct 2005. But something tells me that the Oct bulletin will reamin unchanged from the Sept one as each day passes without the new bulletin coming out.
By the way I dint check if he bulletin came out today. If it has not then there will be three more days of wait.
Good luck everybody.
neocor
 
neocor said:
The more the Oct Bulletin is delayed the more the possibility that the Bulletin will be unchanged. The trend has been since the begining of this year is that whenever the next months bulletin has come early the PD have moved ahead and whenever it has come later either the PD dates remained unmoved or the news is bad.
But Oct 2005 bulletin is a special one as its the begining of a new fiscal year. Therefore there is a high possibility that the EB3 numbers wont remain 'U' atleast not for Oct 2005. But something tells me that the Oct bulletin will reamin unchanged from the Sept one as each day passes without the new bulletin coming out.
By the way I dint check if he bulletin came out today. If it has not then there will be three more days of wait.
Good luck everybody.
neocor
not yet released. First thing I checked today morning. Sigh! It has been so quiet since July. Else atleast once a day, I used to get a "server busy" response while posting a message or trying to read a thread. :) ...miss that sooo much....
 
Shakti bhai app to too much ho ! That was really something. But jo bhi likha, woh sab sacha hi likha ! Maza aa gaya padh ke.
 
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