It was supposed to be an April-Fool's joke, but I sincerely apologize to those who took it seriously, especially those who were worried. Now, for those of you who still are interested, here is the true version of WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENED TO JZLTHSSW:
3/31/05. Interview scheduled for 10:40am. I showed up at 10:25am, handed in the letter. Name was called at 11:25am. Interview officer was very professional. Asked for passport, GC and drivers license. Went over almost everything on my N-400. I didn't volunteer the speeding tix info on the form, and he didn't ask. Didn't ask for tax return, selective service (I was over 26 when getting the GC), nor proof of residency. In fact, he didn't even open my passport or look at my Drivers License. Test was easy - they pick the easiest questions from the 100, and they are the same questions for everyone. The only wrinkle was the pictures I submitted. He said they had to be on WHITE background. Fortunately I had another version with me and he took them to replace the old ones.
The whole interview took 15 min. Oath was held at 3pm in the afternoon.
Biggest lesson learned: treat your speeding / parking tickets as a non issue, unless they were DUI or something more serious than speeding.
FYI, my priority date was 10/12/04.
Now I need to take care of my wife's AOS.