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Cao

Circuit: Bhai, yeah CAO kis chidiya ka naam hai...

Munnabhai: aye Circuit, tere ko itna nahin maloom....akkha immigrant ki jo gaand maartey hain unko CAO boltey hain...

Circuit: bhai, to phir apun saale kaa naam GAO rakhega...CAO kayeko ko bolne ka....

Munnabhai: Circuit...yeh angrez log hai...inko apun bhasha ka idea nahin hai bidoo...isleye...woh kya bolte hai naa angrezi main... Center Ass Officer....kuch aese hi...kaafi deafficult hai...
 
Phone

Munnabhai:- Circuit aj hum ko fever hai, no lud fever

circuit:- bhai, chalo doctor ke pas chale....

munnabhai:- abe doctor kya karega yaar

circuit:- to bhai bolo, kya kare

munnabhai:- chal thik se samja, yeah lud ka kya karneka

circuit:- bhai, awaj karo, koun lagata hai yeh lud, uski to

munnabhai:- thik hai jane de, abhi woh number laga, chal mujik sunte hai jab chamiya ayegi tab bat karenge, lud kyu nahi hai

Bihar mein 10 baj gaye kya?
 
Aila

Circuit:- Bhai bahut dimag phat rahela hai yeah woh ek pantar bol raha tha kuch AILA, LAWSUIT , yeah sab naye funde aa gaye
kya hai yeh sab bhai

Munnabhai:- abe lawsuite yeah agrez log rifle istamal karne ke unke tarike ko bolte hai, unki rifle istemal karne ki tarkib sab alag hoti hai, sidhi goli chalti nahi hai, bole to long term effects hote hai, isko bolte hai law suit

Circuit:- ha woh to thik hai bhai lekin yeah AILA kis chidiya ka naam hai

Munnabhai:- apun ko jyada pata nahi, lekin woh mamu bol raha tha
"Ab Inki Lijiye Advice", angrezi tarike se shotting kaise karne ka , bole to kanuni shooting iski advije..
 
Circuit: Bhai, employer ne tung keeya, Chamiya ko phon guma deeya, Chamiya boli AC21, bhai tension mae hun

Munnabhai: circuit, AC21 bole to, America ya Canada

Circuit: Bhai, ye 21 kya hae

Munnabhai: 2 in 1 hae rae,America / Canada, tero ko jaha marjee hae vaha jeelo, aish karo
 
Circuit: Bhai,aaj boli, NOID beja

Munnabhai: aare jake AR11 file karna

Circuit: Bhai,AR11

Munnabhai: vo hae ke, tera ghar idhar hae, NOIDA mae nahi hae, ye Chamiya bhi na english memsab hae sali 'A' chod deeya, aagar tu vo form ko fill nai keeya to usne tera card ko NOIDA bejengae
 
Rfe

Circuit:- Bhai yeh RFE ka kya funda hai to

Munnabhai:- woh kya hai na teri file me in angrez lok ko kuch samaj mein nahi ata hai na tab woh tere ko wapas khat likhte hai
usko bolte hai RFE bole to Request for English matlab angrezi mein unko samjane ka kya..
 
Circuit: Bhai,Chamiya boli, vo NIODA nahi hae NOID beja

Munnabhai: iisa bolna, Chamiya bhi tero ko pura confuse keeya, usko reverse sae padna hae, DION, uska matlab hae Dead Immigration Officer at Nebraska

Circuit: to mera file kya hoga

Munnabhai: simple hae circuit, dek vo chirkut tera file ko approve nai keeya, bapu nae usko wat laga deeya, ab tera file jo jinda hae usko transfer keeya hae, aagar vo bhi teek kaam nai keeya to uska bhi bapu wat lagayega

Circuit: Thanks munna

Munnabhai: Thanks muje nahi bapu ko bolna
 
Circuit: Bhai,Chamiya boli, FP expired, I will send a request to renew

Munnabhai: circuit, is tame pe usko parishn mat kar, vo bol rahi ke uski first pregnancy expire huva hae, second pregnancy ke liye vo ready kar rahi hae
 
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chamiya

Circuit:- bhai mene woh bihar phone lagaya bolte hai koi chamiya line par nahi aa sakti abhi, kyu bhai, abhi kaha bihar mein 5 baje hai?

Munnabhai:- Abe aj friday hai bole to unko night duty hai, sone dena unko.....
 
Munnabhai and Circuit at TSC office

Circuit: aye mamu....toich hai woh jo adjustment karta hai...

IO: What? Who are you? What are you saying?

Circuit: Bhai...yeh angrezi main kaya bolrela hai??

IO: Oh....Shit...

Munnabhai: abey Circuit...baithne ko bol raha...sit...baith ke baat karne kaa

Circuit: mamu...to aesa bol naa..kayeko dimaag ka kharcha kar le raha hai...

IO: I think there is some misunderstanding...we do not entertain in person

Circuit: bhai...phir bola kuch angrezi...aye mamu hindi main bol hindi main nahin to yahi doon kya kharcha paani...

Munnabhai: Circuit...tension nahin lene kaa...main batata hoon...bol raha hai ki miss under standing...yaaney chammiya neeche khadi hai...aur woh bando ko tamasha nahin dikhati...

Circuit: oye mamu, chamiyaa nahin bhai ko card chaiye...woh bhi hara...jaldi se chamka kar de....bhai ne bola hara to hara hi chaiye...urgante...ok...

IO: Will you leave or shall I call security?

Munnabhai: oye biddu...we live but you not...if you not give kadak kadak card...no call...only sms...incoming not free....
 
Munnabhai

Circuit:- Bhai Aap Weekend mein kya karoge?
Munnabhai:- LUD to aya nahi isliye card ki to koi sambhavta nahi hai is weekend mein

To mein Hallucination yeh imbalance sab rokne ki dawai lunga

Matlab:- Apna HAYWARDS 5000............
 
This forum is open to everyone across the world. DON`T think every one in the world can understand Hindi. So, use ENGLISH here. If you like to chat in other langauges, use your personal email accounts.
 
Thank you for your 2c, you may have a valid point, but the point I put forward is valid too

well we have few choices to make

1. convert the whole thread to english
2. stop posting
3. continue posting

well at the same time you have few choices to make

1. learn Hindi and enjoy the post, as it's a healthy thread so far
2. stop visiting this thread
3. continue posting your views

Please try to be nice and have a healthy conversation, no offence here.
 
Perhaps yellowrocks (the poster who initiated this thread) could add a few words in the title saying "Be warned - Indian Jokes inside" (referring to the content, not the posters), so as to not confuse people who have come here seeking knowledge about TSC issues.
 
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