Where are the jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[abhi_01201]

This is an old one -- but I like it

Hopefully there is no TCS girl around lemme go and hide.
Take it easy and have fun

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1.what is the most beautiful girl in TCS called?
A visitor.

2. What happens when all the TCS girls go on a trip to moon?
Average beauty of the earth increases and that of moon
decreases.

3. What happens when hundred new girls join TCS?
Average beauty of TCS further decreases.

4. What happens when a TCS girl has very malignant brain tumor?
She will get her knee operated.

5. What happens when two TCS girls meet generally at fashion
show?
They will discuss the cause of the two smaller bugs in
fourth release of enhanced GroupWise XTD.

6. What happens when a TCS girl contests a fashion show?
She will get best possible points in the field of
moraleboosting.

7. What happens if you present a book named "How to fall in
love" to a TCS girl?
She will use it as a mouse pad.

8. When there is a competetion in beauty and two TCS girls
participate, its called a competetion.
If a TCS girl and other outside girl competes, its
called overconfidence of the TCS girl.

9. What happens when two TCS girls compete for same guy?
Some other girl will have him.

10.What does a TCS girl do when she hears a whistle from
back?
She will call her non-TCS girl friend and say it is for U...


Quote of the day :

Generally 90% of the girls in the world are beautiful,
rest are in TCS.
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