To all you naked immigrants for n400

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Al Southner

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Guys,

I know many of you people on this board have aspirations to become American citizens. However, given that good moral conduct is required, it appears as if walking naked in your home could be seen as immoral and a conduct unbecoming of a good neighbor. :D If you are in Virginia, you should always wear your clothes, even when inside your home because running to the laundry naked to pick-up your boxes could lead to criminal charges and up to a year of jail time...:eek:

So, friends please stayed dresses..:)

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dy...10/25/AR2009102502468.html?hpid=moreheadlines
 
It depends on WHO runs around naked.
For some people, that should be encouraged and rewarded, for others it should be life in prison with no parole.... :)
 
Al Southner said:
Guys,

I know many of you people on this board have aspirations to become American citizens. However, given that good moral conduct is required, it appears as if walking naked in your home could be seen as immoral and a conduct unbecoming of a good neighbor. :D If you are in Virginia, you should always wear your clothes, even when inside your home because running to the laundry naked to pick-up your boxes could lead to criminal charges and up to a year of jail time...:eek:

So, friends please stayed dresses..:)

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dy...10/25/AR2009102502468.html?hpid=moreheadlines
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On the face of it, this looks sympathetic. However, hasn't anyone heard of curtains? This seems more like inviting trouble than a case of big brother.
 
Shouldn't the lady be charged with trying to pry into someone's house or invading ones privacy? Maybe she didn't like what she saw :D or perhaps was jealous comparing "it" to her husband!

All you know the next big news might be that it is an aggravated felony to be naked in front of ones own spouse and one could potentially be deported for breaking that law. :D
 
If a man looks through a window and sees a naked woman inside, the man is arrested for being a peeping tom.

If a woman looks through a window and sees a naked man inside, the man is arrested for indecent exposure.
 
Jackolantern said:
If a man looks through a window and sees a naked woman inside, the man is arrested for being a peeping tom.

If a woman looks through a window and sees a naked man inside, the man is arrested for indecent exposure.
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And if a man looks through a window and sees a naked man inside, the man is accused of being gay..my god, what is this world coming to.
 
Bobsmyth said:
And if a man looks through a window and sees a naked man inside, the man is accused of being gay..my god, what is this world coming to.
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Any man who stares at another man's genital area longer than 5 seconds is gay and should be checked into rehab...:eek:

I find this case to be nutty, the fact that our courts have time to fit this ridiculous case into their schedule talks to the quality of law officials in VA. The woman should have fled the 1st time she saw this man, unless she wanted to inspect the size of the cannon, which upon closer examination, realized the viagra had deflated the balls, plus the naked truck driver had just had a delicious breakfast of eggs and toast, not powerful enhancement drug if you want to impress your lady, but the woman was now offended and called the police...:D
 
If you read the story carefully there were 5 officers :eek: who landed at the house to arrest this guy (so my assumption is there were 5 police cars also) and apparently the officers went there twice. Sometimes I really feel sorry for how my tax dollars are spent and then there is all this talk about wanting to raise taxes, struggling economy etc. Isn't it time we as newly "crowned" citizens do something about such inappropriate wastage of time, money and government resources using our hard earned tax dollars?
 
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