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Things to do when you get board
If it is very boring for u in the office, here are some tips try at least few of them
1. THE BEST ONE: Form a detective agency to find out who is quitting next.
2. Make blank calls to your Boss.
3. Count your fingers (and toes if you get bored).
4. Improve your typing speed.
5. Meditate.
6. Crib.
7. Crib some more.
8. Rearrange the furniture, i.e.. flick someone else chair just to irritate him/her.
9. Send mails from ms-mail to your internet mail (and immediately get
to the internet and see who reaches first, you or your mail?)and read
them there..and note down the time they take to reach there.
10. Watch other people changing their facial expressions while working and try changing your expressions also..
11.Try to stretch status meetings as longer as possible, just by asking silly doubts.
12. Have work breaks in between tea.
13. Have a two hour lunch, its a big social occasion.
14. Take up smoking, so you can have cigarette breaks too.
15. Read jokes and send jokes.
16. Revise last weeks newspaper.
17. Sing in sync with the carpenters hammering.
18. Hold "How fast my computer boots" competitions.
19. Follow the amoebae that floats in front of your eyes.
20. Try reformatting the mainframe DASD.
21. Practice aiming the coffee cup into the dustbin.
22. Compile "How to waste your day"
23. Pick up phone and dial non existing no.s
24. Make faces at strangers in office.
25. Make faces at your friends in office.
26. Open other people's computers on network and try cracking their passwords.
27. Count maximum no of applications your computer can open at a time.
28. For Win NT/95 users....Move things to Recycle bin and restore them.. Then repeat this process.
29. Look at someone & try to imagine how (s)he might have looked when (s)he was 5 years old.
30. Plan to take bath.
31. Learn to whistle.
32. Make cracking noises, barking noises.
33. And if you are still getting bored, make full use of the comfortable chair and table provided and take a nap.
34. fwd this mail to everyone u know and then Repeat 1-33
Gateway
RD: 09/09/02
ND : 09/21/02
FP : 11/14/02
AD : ??/??/??
If it is very boring for u in the office, here are some tips try at least few of them
1. THE BEST ONE: Form a detective agency to find out who is quitting next.
2. Make blank calls to your Boss.
3. Count your fingers (and toes if you get bored).
4. Improve your typing speed.
5. Meditate.
6. Crib.
7. Crib some more.
8. Rearrange the furniture, i.e.. flick someone else chair just to irritate him/her.
9. Send mails from ms-mail to your internet mail (and immediately get
to the internet and see who reaches first, you or your mail?)and read
them there..and note down the time they take to reach there.
10. Watch other people changing their facial expressions while working and try changing your expressions also..
11.Try to stretch status meetings as longer as possible, just by asking silly doubts.
12. Have work breaks in between tea.
13. Have a two hour lunch, its a big social occasion.
14. Take up smoking, so you can have cigarette breaks too.
15. Read jokes and send jokes.
16. Revise last weeks newspaper.
17. Sing in sync with the carpenters hammering.
18. Hold "How fast my computer boots" competitions.
19. Follow the amoebae that floats in front of your eyes.
20. Try reformatting the mainframe DASD.
21. Practice aiming the coffee cup into the dustbin.
22. Compile "How to waste your day"
23. Pick up phone and dial non existing no.s
24. Make faces at strangers in office.
25. Make faces at your friends in office.
26. Open other people's computers on network and try cracking their passwords.
27. Count maximum no of applications your computer can open at a time.
28. For Win NT/95 users....Move things to Recycle bin and restore them.. Then repeat this process.
29. Look at someone & try to imagine how (s)he might have looked when (s)he was 5 years old.
30. Plan to take bath.
31. Learn to whistle.
32. Make cracking noises, barking noises.
33. And if you are still getting bored, make full use of the comfortable chair and table provided and take a nap.
34. fwd this mail to everyone u know and then Repeat 1-33
Gateway
RD: 09/09/02
ND : 09/21/02
FP : 11/14/02
AD : ??/??/??
munnabhai02
Registered Users (C)
gateway
U made my day
Good one.
Add one more to your list
35. Check status on the BCIS website every 5 minutes and hit refresh button again and again and again just to see if the status is changed to 'approved'.
Follow this process till 4.45 P.M, shut down your computer.
Now what to do for the next 15 minutes----- ask your collegues about their weekend plans and if you are also interested to visit the same place, ask for directions. Call your wife-- Hey, we are going to so and so place......... Your wife is impressed and delighted. On hanging up, immediately calls her friends and informs them about your plans. Then one of the lady complains--- my husband is very busy this weekend. He never plans anything and see so and so family is going to so and so place.
In the meantime, when you are about to leave the office, your boss asks you, hey-- what happened to so and so project and since you were browsing immigration portal whole day, make an excuse, sir, I will do it monday definately sir, you have a good weekend and you boss says, you joker, come on saturday, this is very important project, has to go on monday morning. So since the boss is GC sponsorer, cannot refuse. Mood off, go home and tell your wife, we are not going because you have to work and your weekend is ***cked. Wife also doesn't talk to you, swollen face.... and then you try to convince her.. Honey, we have to sacrifice you know because of GC. Its for our children's future. You know how bad it is in India. You want to go back?. She says NO!!.Then bear it for some more months. See, we have come a long way, I do not want to mess with GC at this stage. She is convinced. WOW, you did it!. She doen't know the fact that this ***hole was browsing the immiportal whole day. How the hell could he complete his work on time.
You are happy, she is convinced and here comes MONDAY again.
U made my day
Good one.
Add one more to your list
35. Check status on the BCIS website every 5 minutes and hit refresh button again and again and again just to see if the status is changed to 'approved'.
Follow this process till 4.45 P.M, shut down your computer.
Now what to do for the next 15 minutes----- ask your collegues about their weekend plans and if you are also interested to visit the same place, ask for directions. Call your wife-- Hey, we are going to so and so place......... Your wife is impressed and delighted. On hanging up, immediately calls her friends and informs them about your plans. Then one of the lady complains--- my husband is very busy this weekend. He never plans anything and see so and so family is going to so and so place.
In the meantime, when you are about to leave the office, your boss asks you, hey-- what happened to so and so project and since you were browsing immigration portal whole day, make an excuse, sir, I will do it monday definately sir, you have a good weekend and you boss says, you joker, come on saturday, this is very important project, has to go on monday morning. So since the boss is GC sponsorer, cannot refuse. Mood off, go home and tell your wife, we are not going because you have to work and your weekend is ***cked. Wife also doesn't talk to you, swollen face.... and then you try to convince her.. Honey, we have to sacrifice you know because of GC. Its for our children's future. You know how bad it is in India. You want to go back?. She says NO!!.Then bear it for some more months. See, we have come a long way, I do not want to mess with GC at this stage. She is convinced. WOW, you did it!. She doen't know the fact that this ***hole was browsing the immiportal whole day. How the hell could he complete his work on time.
You are happy, she is convinced and here comes MONDAY again.
Red spots
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a red spot on their foreheads.
We have naively thought it had something to do with their religion. The
true story has just been revealed by the Indian Embassy in Washington, DC.
When one of these women gets married, on her wedding night, the husband
scratches off the red spot to see if he has won a convenience store, a gas
station, or a motel in Florida.
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a red spot on their foreheads.
We have naively thought it had something to do with their religion. The
true story has just been revealed by the Indian Embassy in Washington, DC.
When one of these women gets married, on her wedding night, the husband
scratches off the red spot to see if he has won a convenience store, a gas
station, or a motel in Florida.
This is really funny!
Google's Googley
Go to google home page (www.google.com) ,
type "weapons of mass destruction"
and click the "I am feeling lucky" button.
Now, READ THE ERROR MESSAGES VERY CAREFULLY
Google's Googley
Go to google home page (www.google.com) ,
type "weapons of mass destruction"
and click the "I am feeling lucky" button.
Now, READ THE ERROR MESSAGES VERY CAREFULLY