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Subject: Laloo's apointment letter from USA


Once Laloo Prasad sent his bio data to America to apply for a job in Microsoft and a few days later he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,

You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further
correspondence. No phone calls will be entertained.
Thanks
Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said, "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki humko am-reeca mein naukri mil gayee".

Everyone was delighted. So Laloo Prasad continued. "Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa par letter angreeze mein hai, isliye saath-saath hindi mein translate bhee karoonga.
Dear Mr. Laloo prasad, matlab - pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya

You do not meet, matlab - aap to miltay hi naheen ho
our requirement, matlab - humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any further correspondance, matlab - ab letter
shetter bhej ne ka kaouno zaroorat nahi.
No phone calls, matlab - phoonwa ka bhi zaroorat nahi hai
will be entertained, matlab - bahut khaatir ki jayegi.
Thanks, matlab - aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
 
munnaji parnam,

This really made my day. Other who have spent some time in Bihar will appreciate the story more than others. I spent 2 years in Patna and have travelled all over Bihar. A stone ring and 3 stones in a chain around my neck are a testimony to that.

Vinay
 
What if the I.T. industry starts producing movies ?

Some Film titles may be like these : --

Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai

Aao Chat Kare

Programmer No.1

Mera Naam Developer

Software Waale Job Le Jayenge

Hum Apke Memory Mein Rahate Hein

Do Processor , Baarah Terminal

Tera Code Chal Gaya

Har Din Jo Mail Karega

Network Ke Us Paar

Debugging Koi Khel Nahi

Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehatha Hai

Raju Ban GayaMCSE ..!

Client Ek Numbari , Programmer Dus Numbari

Login Karo Sajana

Naukar PC Ka

1942 -- A Bug Story

Kaho Na Virus Hai

Crash Se Crash Thak

Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai

Shaheed-e- Hacker Singh

Password De Ke Dekho

Terminal Apna , Login Parayi

Mr. Network Lal

Terminal Sajaake Rakhna

Hackers' Ka Raja , Debuggers' Ki Rani

Kyonki Mein Debug Nahin Kartha

Phir Teri Java-script Yaad Aayi

Crash Tho Hona Hi Tha !!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Sardar Santa Singh is appearing for his University final examination which consists of Y/N type questions. He takes his seat in the Examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his wallet out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Y for Heads and N for Tails. Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. "Oye, I finished the exam in half an hour". "But yaar", he says, " I am rechecking my answers."
 
Some of these are quite clever. Enjoy!



Dormitory - Dirty Room

Desperation - A Rope Ends It

The Morse Code - Here come Dots

Slot Machines - Cash Lost in 'em

Animosity - Is No Amity

Mother-in-law - Woman Hitler

Snooze Alarms Alas! - No More Z's

Alec Guinness - Genuine Class

Semolina - Is No Meal

The Public Art Galleries - Large Picture Halls, I Bet

A Decimal Point - I'm a Dot in Place

Eleven plus two - Twelve plus one

Contradiction - Accord not in it

Astronomer - Moon Starer

Princess Diana - End Is A Car Spin

Evangelist - Evil's Agent

The Earthquakes - That Queer Shake

President Clinton of the USA - To Copulate he finds Interns

George Bush - He Bugs Gore
 
Sardar Banta Singh buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Delhi to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. Banta says, "I want my 20 lakhs. The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you one lakh today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 weeks." Banta said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it." Again, the man explained that he would only get a lakh that day and the rest during the next 19 weeks. Banta, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my 20 lakhs right now, then I want my five rupees back!"
 
I'll Be On The Porch

Anni likes to sing so she decided to join the church choir.

From time to time she would practice while she was in the kitchen preparing dinner.

Whenever she would start in on a song, Sam would head outside to the porch.

Anni, with hurt feelings, said, "What's the matter, Sam? Don't you like my singing?"

Sam replied, "Honey, I love your singing, but I just want to make sure the neighbours know I'm not beating you."
 
Work

Grant me the courage to always give 100% at work.......
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday
 
Smarty pants

Mike and Frank driving on a street, in different directions. Out of
some unfortunate mishap, the cars slammed into each other, head-on.

The two men were able to get out of their cars without any serious injury, but the cars were towed away.

Before Frank could say anything, Mike said, "Instead of fighting over whose fault it was, why don't we just celebrate that we were able to come out alive?"

Frank said, "Yeah, good idea!"

"I have a bottle of whisky in the trunk, why don't I pull that out?"

suggested Mike. He went around, and luckily the bottle was not damaged in the accident. He gave it to Frank and said, "Here, drink some!"

Frank took the bottle and chugged half of it down. Then he wiped his mouth and handed the bottle over to Mike. "Here, you have some!"

Mike passed it back and said, "Nah, I think I'll wait until the police get here."
 
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