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A blonde, driving a car in California is stopped by the highway traffic control car. From the police car, a blonde lady cop comes out and approaches the stopped car.

"Ma'am Can I see your license?"

"What is a license?"

"It is a square piece with your photo on it"

Still confused, the blonde in the car, starts looking in her purse and finds a mirror, looks in it and hands it over to the cop..."There you go"

Lady cop, hold it looks in it...Thank You. You can go ma'am
 
3 guyz wanted to become a detectives, so they joined a class to get trained.
One the first day of class, the officer asks the first guy,

Officer: what is wrong with this picture? ( a standatd INS mug shot picture)
1st guy: he has only one eye
Officer: NO, the picture was taken such that you can see only one eye here. remaining folks, please look at the picture carefully and don't answer stupid.
2nd guy: he has only one ear
Officer: NO, the picture was taken such that you can see only one ear here. Mr. 3rd guy, do not answer stupidly, take a close look.
3rd guy: he wears contact lense officer.
Officer: I'm amazed with your answer, let me check this guyz record, officer comes back and says you are 100% right, indeed
he wears contact lense, how did u come to know that?
3rd guy: one eye and one ear, that means, he cannot wear regular glass, so must be wearing contact lense.

have a good one guyz!
 
Munnabhai MBBS

A DEAN was speaking to the students regarding rules of the college:
" If any of the guys enter the gals' hostel
Rs.100 fine for the first time
Rs.200 fine for the 2nd time
Rs.500 fine for the 3rd time."
Itne may Munnabhai ne poocha "Monthly Pass ka kitna lagega Mamu ?"
 
An officer found a car speeding on the highway. He immediately tunred on his lights and siren and followed the car. The car in front sped further, the officer kept following and called for backup. After some time another police car arrives. Now the speeding car slows down stops on the shoulder.

When asked for the reason for speeding the man says:
- My wife fled with a policeman...
- That's no reason to run from the police, the officer shouted.
- No, actually I thought you were coming to return her.
 
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