A Father, a Priest, and a CEO of an HMO
A father, a priest, and a CEO of an HMO all died and went to heaven.
At the gates, St. Peter asked each of them what they did to deserve entering the gates of heaven. He first asked the father, "What did you do?"
The father replied, "Well, I raised a family, stayed loyal to my wife, and contributed to the community."
St. Peter said, "You're right, you were a good man. Come on in!"
St. Peter then asked the priest, "What did you do?"
The priest replied, "Well, I devoted my entire life to God and helped those in need."
St. Peter said, "You're right, you were a good man. Come on in!"
Then St. Peter asked the CEO of an HMO, "What did you do?"
The CEO replied, "Well, I provided health care to many people who could otherwise not afford medical treatment."
St. Peter said, "You're right, you did help others. Come on in... But you can only stay for three days."
A father, a priest, and a CEO of an HMO all died and went to heaven.
At the gates, St. Peter asked each of them what they did to deserve entering the gates of heaven. He first asked the father, "What did you do?"
The father replied, "Well, I raised a family, stayed loyal to my wife, and contributed to the community."
St. Peter said, "You're right, you were a good man. Come on in!"
St. Peter then asked the priest, "What did you do?"
The priest replied, "Well, I devoted my entire life to God and helped those in need."
St. Peter said, "You're right, you were a good man. Come on in!"
Then St. Peter asked the CEO of an HMO, "What did you do?"
The CEO replied, "Well, I provided health care to many people who could otherwise not afford medical treatment."
St. Peter said, "You're right, you did help others. Come on in... But you can only stay for three days."