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I talked to my boss. Asked him to hire me as a religious preacher (so that I could convert my EB 485 to religious worker 485). I offered to preach the programmers how to write better software and have peace of mind at the same time. Heavy breathing, jumping up and down, sleeping on the job, spending more time at religious place, how to hide bugs, how to cut corners from real work.... this is what I was going to teach them.... Success was guaranteed because I was going to prepend my name with "Sri Sri Sri Sri Sri" (5 stars).
Alas, he did not buy my theory. He is an anti-religious POS.
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I bought a new car, but didn't take it to the temple for ceremony by the priest. I am suspecting thats the reason I am not getting good mileage. If I ever get into an accident, it will certainly because of above. Damn, I am such an ediot.
I talked to my boss. Asked him to hire me as a religious preacher (so that I could convert my EB 485 to religious worker 485). I offered to preach the programmers how to write better software and have peace of mind at the same time. Heavy breathing, jumping up and down, sleeping on the job, spending more time at religious place, how to hide bugs, how to cut corners from real work.... this is what I was going to teach them.... Success was guaranteed because I was going to prepend my name with "Sri Sri Sri Sri Sri" (5 stars).
Alas, he did not buy my theory. He is an anti-religious POS.
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I bought a new car, but didn't take it to the temple for ceremony by the priest. I am suspecting thats the reason I am not getting good mileage. If I ever get into an accident, it will certainly because of above. Damn, I am such an ediot.
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