SPAM: A nice one...

[mygcwaiter100]

Once day a 485 waiter does prayer and God appeares infront of him.

God says " Ask what you want you have 3 wishes". 485 waiter says I want GC for all my 12 kids, wife and myself.

God say "That is not one wish but 14 wish technically I can only grant you 3 approval. You, your wife and one of the kids can be done".

485 waiter say no no Please do for everyone otherwise they will be left out.

God say " No only 3 wishes and no more thus 3 approvals"

485 waiter says well. In that case my first wish is to make that baseball bat into a toothpick.

God says "Done" confusingly and baseball turns into toothpick.

485 waiter says Now my second wish is to take that tooth pick in your ass..

God says "Done" what to do a wish is a wish. so God takes that toothpick in his ass.

485 waiter says Now give GC to all my family members otherwise my third wish will be to make that toothpick back to baseball bat.

 

[BCIS_sux]

Are you sure it was God and not a Genie??

 

[mygcwaiter100]

I dont think Genes deals with scums like BCIS



I have heard from many people here "Only God can help us"

Originally posted by BCIS_sux
Are you sure it was God and not a Genie??

 

[tk_tk]

oh dude...

Making fun of God is not a good thing to do. Please delete it

 

[mygcwaiter100]

Re: oh dude...

I think God has some sense of humor he would understand why we are involving him here.

Originally posted by tk_tk
Making fun of God is not a good thing to do. Please delete it

 

[wowgc]

Really a nice one. But who is the God in this story ??

 

[ysolong]

Warning: Frustration must not result in blasphemy

Hi guys,

Regardless of ones religious believes, or the lack thereof, please don't write trash like this.

If your goal is to offend -- congratulations you did it.

I commend all people on this forum who express themselves in a professional and resperctful manner.

Remember, we're all in the same boat!


(You don't need to respond to this)

 

[mygcwaiter100]

Re: Warning: Frustration must not result in blasphemy

ysolong,

you are the religious worker who got approved last month...congrats..i forgot to say it last time.

Did you got your stamp? How did the finger prints came out.

Pls get in touch with your inner self, inner joint, inner intestine..Close your eyes and tell me when will i get my approval.

my goal is not to offend people....if you are getting offended then contact me at

1-800-kiss-my-heini

Originally posted by ysolong
Hi guys,

Regardless of ones religious believes, or the lack thereof, please don't write trash like this.

If your goal is to offend -- congratulations you did it.

I commend all people on this forum who express themselves in a professional and resperctful manner.

Remember, we're all in the same boat!


(You don't need to respond to this)

 

[ysolong]

Man, I hope you get approved.

But menawhile, go ahead and join an anger-management suport group.

P.S. Your cutting remarks would be more emphatic if you would use correct grammar.

Good luck and best wishes to the people on this forum.

So long.

 

[mygcwaiter100]

First thank you for praying. I know I can get people to pray for me like this. I know I will definatly get approved now.

Now to the business...

Was it your call on my phone just now. Sorry just missed it. Anger management? I am not angry just little insane but what can I do.


Thats funny are you checking my grammar. Once somone wrote a love letter to an english teacher she corrected it and returned it back. I think you two would make a good couple.

Originally posted by ysolong
Man, I hope you get approved.

But menawhile, go ahead and join an anger-management suport group.

P.S. Your cutting remarks would be more emphatic if you would use correct grammar.

Good luck and best wishes to the people on this forum.

So long.

 

[ysolong]

Your poetry is translated from some other language -- it's nonsense. You are a very unhappy person.

 

[mygcwaiter100]

Thank you ysolong. It almost feels like you are swearing on me, but i think it could be a compliment too. But I still wish God bless you.

BTW when you go for your stamping tell them there are many unhappy people on this fourm that should get the ball rolling...dont know which ball thou...hehehe

Originally posted by ysolong
Your poetry is translated from some other language -- it's nonsense. You are a very unhappy person.

 

[ysolong]

I'll put a word in for you.

 

[mygcwaiter100]

You da maan !!! If you are putting a word for me can You also see if there are any nice chick working there. Coz i hate getting stamped from ugly chicks.

 

[kadamtal]

Cool stuff mygcwaiter100 !!!

 

[ECGC]

mygcwaiter,

I think it is a good joke.....I had a good laugh...

People!!!
Don't be harsh and find fault with everything everyone says....this is no blasphemy....enjoy the joke...lighten up!!

 

[mygcwaiter100]

kadamtal, and ECGC

you seems like in the right sprit..that was the intent...liten up the things......

no offense...and no 485 related stuff...i think ppl here are losing it....

hehehe they think i have lost it....poor babies......