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Here's a joke for you all...
There is no egg in the eggplant, no ham in the hamburger and neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England, french fries were not invented in France.
We sometimes take English for granted. But if we examine its
paradoxes we find that quicksand takes you down slowly,boxing rings are square and guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play yet play at a recital? Park on
driveways and drive on parkways. And more
Some food for "Thought".
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars
in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several
times,does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from
Holland called "Holes?"
And Now...............
Got any answers to this ones ?
*Why is it called building when it is already built?
*If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of
congress?
*Is it possible to be totally partial?
*If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
*If all the world is a stage where is the audience sitting?
*If it's zero degrees outside today, and it issupposed to be twice
as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
*When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?
*Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
*I thought how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me ....they are ramming for their final exams.
*If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
GOT ANY ANSWERS????
There is no egg in the eggplant, no ham in the hamburger and neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England, french fries were not invented in France.
We sometimes take English for granted. But if we examine its
paradoxes we find that quicksand takes you down slowly,boxing rings are square and guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play yet play at a recital? Park on
driveways and drive on parkways. And more
Some food for "Thought".
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars
in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several
times,does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from
Holland called "Holes?"
And Now...............
Got any answers to this ones ?
*Why is it called building when it is already built?
*If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of
congress?
*Is it possible to be totally partial?
*If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
*If all the world is a stage where is the audience sitting?
*If it's zero degrees outside today, and it issupposed to be twice
as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
*When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?
*Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
*I thought how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me ....they are ramming for their final exams.
*If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
GOT ANY ANSWERS????
