Hey PatienceGC
That was a searing post...
What is hapenning?? Any news from your end???
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Actual label instructions on Habibi 's consumer products:
1. On a helmet mounted mirror used by Habibi -
REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY
BEHIND YOU.
2. On a Habibi shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE
DAMAGE.
3. On the bottle-top of a flavoured milk drink - AFTER
OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.
4. On a Habibi insect spray - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED
ON ANIMALS.
5. On a bag of Fritos - YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO
PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.
6. On a bar of soap - DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR
SOAP.
7. On Habibi Ice-cream (printed on bottom of the box)- DO
NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.
8. On a Habibi kitchen knife - WARNING KEEP OUT OF
CHILDREN.
9. On packet of peanuts - WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS.
10. On an Habibi Airlines packet of nuts - INSTRUCTIONS -
OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.
11. On Habibi Sleeping pills - WARNING MAY CAUSE
DROWSINESS.
12. HABIBI CARS - MOVING OBJECT KEEP AWAY FROM IT.
13. HABIBI CONDOMS - FOR SINGLE USE ONLY.
14. HABIBI TAMPONS - FOR FEMALE USE ONLY.
15. HABIBI SUGAR - NOT THE REGULAR BROWN SUGAR, THIS
IS JUST A SWEETENER.
16. HABIBI CIGARETTES - PLEASE LIGHT IT, FOR BETTER
RESULTS.
17. HABIBI WHISKEY - SAVE PETROL.
18. HABIBI CAR LUBRICANTS - THIS IS FOR AUTOMOBILES
ONLY, PLEASE CONSULT YOUR DOCTOR FOR
APPLICATION ON PRIVATE PARTS.
19. HABIBI TOOTH PASTE - GOOD FOR GERMS HARMFUL
FOR TEETH.
20. HABIBI FRIDGES - COOLS FASTER THAN HEATERS.
21. HABIBI HAIR OIL - GOOD FOR THE SOIL.
22. HABIBI NEWSPAPERS - CONTAINS ADULT
INFORMATION,THE NEWSPAPERS ARE NOT
RESPONSIBLE IF THE WRITTEN MATTER IS
OBJECTIONABLE.
23. HABIBI RIFLES - FIRE FOR FUN,HIT & RUN.
24. HABIBI NOTEBOOKS -PLEASE DO NOT TRY TO READ
IT,IT'S BLANK......
25. HABIBI PEPPERMINT - PLEASE DO NOT LOAD IT ON
YOUR REVOLVER
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