> > > >A passerby watched two sardarjis in a park. One was
> > > >digging holes and the other was
> > > >immediately filling them in again. Tell me,' said the
> > > >passerby, 'What on earth are
> > > >you doing?' Well,' said the digger, 'Usually there are
> > > >three of us. I dig the hole, Balwant plants the tree
> > > >saplings
> > > >and Gurpreet fills in the hole. Today Balwant is off
> > > >ill, but that doesn't mean Gurpreet and I get the day
> > > >off, does it?
> > > >
> > > >####
> > > >Banta Singh rushed back angrily to the grocerry shop
> > > >from where he had purchased a packet of butter
> > > >a few minutes ago. "Where is my free gift?" he shouted
> > > >at the shopkeeper.
> > > >"But Sir, there is no free gift on the purchase of
> > > >butter." The shopkeeper answered politely.
> > > >"Don't fool me," replied Banta, "it is clearly written
> > > >on the packet of the butter 'Cholesterol free'".
> > > >
> > > >####
> > > >One day Santa Singh was home and he went to the
> > > >kitchen, opened the Sugar bottle, peeped inside
> > > >and closed it. His wife was seeing this. After some
> > > >time Santa again went to the kitchen,
> > > >opened the Sugar Bottle, peeped inside and closed it.
> > > >His wife again saw this.
> > > >Santa Singh again and again did the same thing. His
> > > >wife was puzzled at why did he do something like
> > > >this..
> > > >So, she asked Santa, 'Why did you open the Sugar
> > > >bottle, see inside and close it often?'
> > > >Santa Singh replied, 'I am a Sugar Patient you
> > > >know.... Our doctor advised me to check up the Sugar
> > > >often'.
> > > >
> > > >####
> > > >> > > >A Sardarji bought a new car. Next day he is driving
> > > >his car to office.
> > > >On the way he was waiting for the Signal. Suddenly he
> > > >opened the door and got down.
> > > >Then he went to the Traffic Police and asked him, 'How
> > > >much should I pay to turn right?'
> > > >The Policeman was astonished and asked, 'Why are you
> > > >asking like this?'
> > > >Then Sardarji showed him the sign board which was in
> > > >the corner of the road: 'Free Left Turn'
> > > >
> > > >##########
> > > >
> > > > >Jugnu Singh sees lot of guys running on the highway.
> > > > >Asks a bystander as to why are the guys doing what
> > > > >they are doing.
> > > > >The bystander: A Marathon race is going on
> > > > >Jugnu Singh: What do they get from that?
> > > > >Bystander: The winner will get a prize.
> > > > >Jugnu Singh: Then why are the others running?!
> > > >
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> > > > >
> > > > >Jugnu Singh: I was born in the Punjab.
> > > > >Harpal Singh: Oh really, which part?
> > > > >Jugnu Singh: All of me, silly.
> > > >
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> > > > >
> > > > >Jugnu : Tell me five FEROCIOUS animals you can think
> > > > >of..
> > > > >Harpal : 3 Lions and 2 Tigers.
> > > >
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> > > > >
> > > > >Q: How can you recognize Jugnu Singh in a submarine?
> > > > >A: He is the one with the parachute on his back.
> > > >
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> > > > >
> > > > >Jugnu Singh got up in the middle of the night to
> > > > >answer the telephone.
> > > > >"Is this one one one one?", says the voice.
> > > > >"No, this is eleven eleven."
> > > > >"Are you sure it isn't one one one one?"
> > > > >"No, this is eleven eleven."
> > > > >"Well, wrong number. I am Harpal calling, sorry to
> > > > >have woken you up on the middle of the night."
> > > > >"That's all right, mister. I had to get up to answer
> > > > >the telephone anyway."
> > > >
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> > > > >
> > > > >Q: Why did the Jugnu Singh take a pair of binoculars
> > > > >with
> > > > >him to a funeral?
> > > > >A: It was a distant relative's funeral
> > > >
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> > > >
> > > > >>Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks
> > > >in and asks the
> > > > >>barman,
> > > > >>"Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?".
> > > > >>The barman says "Yep, thats them."
> > > > >>So the guy walks over and says,"Hello, what are u
> > > >guys doing?"
> > > > >>Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"
> > > > >>Guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
> > > > >>Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million
> > > >Pakistanis and
> > > > >>one
> > > > >>bicycle repairman."
> > > > >>The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman!!! Why?
> > > > >>Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, " See, I told you
> > > >no-one would worry
> > > > >>about the 14 million Pakistanis!"