Preview of TGIF

Dirty Thanksgiving!

Is it about the Turkey :D

10. Just reach in and grab the giblets.
9. Whew...that's one terrific spread!
8. I am in the mood for a little dark meat!
7. Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.
6. Talk about a HUGE breast!
5. And he forces his way into the end zone!
4. She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down.
3. It's cool whip time!
2. If I don't unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!

...And the number one thing that sounds dirty at Thanksgiving but isn't...

1. It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out.

And Merry Christmas from ...
 
Thank you all

Guys - I really appreciate for standing by me(specially chicken :)

See - we always had our sad times and we always cursed the heck out of INS - but thats not all. We also shared our moments of laugh and congratulate the new adjustees.

I have been in this forum for more than 6 months and in last few weeks I was watching a trend change. More hate messages than anytime else( even RIC2 in his worst frustrations did not use such vulger languages). I did try to post fun stuffs but the response has been lukeworm.

Being a part of this forum throughout my tough days and sharing my woes with all my old friends - I was little disheartened. Also - I have seen my friends sign off as they got their approvals and plastic cards - I almost wondered it is time for me to go also.

Anyway I am so overwhelmed that you guys have not lost your smile yet throughout this eternal and painful wait. I would really love to see approval of everyone ASAP - the long fighting of July16 previously for instance and Roran currently for example has really been an inspiration for me.

Good luck with the approval to you all - I will be laid off soon as the holiday sales in the company where I work sucks - hopefully the recently acheived omnipotent(!!!) GC will help.

Happy holidays and have fun

Abhi ......

PS - I guess the verdict is I can still post jokes on Friday :):)
 
abhi:

Regarding your comments, I do not know what inspiration you get from me !!:p
I am complicating my case further as the waiting period increases. This is just me. I cannot avoid/miss any wonderful oppurtinities I get, 'cos of this GC. If my case has gone to FBI after Dec 3rd, then I should forget any movement in my case till Feb/March. I have to carry on with my life. Is this inspiring to you ? Most of the people here think I am a whiner next to Ric2.:D
 
I wish if GALIB were here

Urge kiya hai.......

Dil-e-nadan tuje hua kya hai,
Akhir is dard (GC) ki dava kya hai.
-----------------------------------------------------------galib.

I am a big time fan of galib, those who love share and shayari just find a book of galib and read him, you will be surprised.
Or find video cassette.

Above share is a repeat on this forum.
 
One more galib....

Harek baat pe kahate ho tum ...ke tuu kya hai
Tum hi kaho ke yeah andaaze ghfutgu kya hai

Raag main daudte fir neke hum nahi kayal
Jab aakha se na tapka fir lahu kya hai
 
more of GALIB

These share shows why GALIB is still considered #1 shayer of all the time.............just read slowly and pay attention to it.

Unki adao (GC preocess) pe kaun na ho jae qurban khuda,
Woh khoon(murder) bhi karate hai or hath main bandook(gun) bhi nahi.

Looks like Galib knew about INS 150 to 200 yrs ago........lolz


One more

Unke dekhe se(thinking of GC) jo aa jati hai muh pe ronak,
Woh samajate hai ke bimar ka haal achcha hai.

I was told by a well known shayar that we are able to find only 20% of GALIB's work. rest of his work is lost or missing.
Just imagine what if we find more of his work.............tooooooo bad we lost such a valuable shayer's work.
 
HUM BHI GALIB KA SHOOL RAKHTHE HAI......

Ghalib Special:

LAL DEEWAR PAR CHUNE SE LIKHA THA GHALIB NE
LAL DEEWAR PAR CHUNE SE LIKHA THA GHALIB NE
YAHAN LIKHANA MANA HAI...


For Galib:

Kyon apni kabra khod raha hai Galib
Kyon apni kabra khod raha hai Galib...
La, Phawda mujhe de..


Hey guys, don't mind them, just for fun
 
Long Live Galib

To those who's EAD is due for renewal...............

Qasid (postman) ke aate aate khat (letter) ek aur likh rakhu,
Main janata hu kya voh (INS) likhege jawab main...........

Means be ready for EAD renewal or be ready with RFE....(we know mail is coming and what's in it.....RFE.........Just keep ready your reply to RFE............................Lolz). Trying to put galib's share with IMMIG. process.

Wasn't he amazing?
Salute to Mirza Galib.
 
Ghalib Joke

Ghalib is in love with a prostitute.He goes to her house and asks for her love and s.. . She refueses.

So he stands in her drawing room and pees(pisses).

All the people gather around and ask ghalib...yeh kya kar diya

So ghalib says
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Hum tumhare gham main is kadar pagal Ghalib...
Ke aansoo bhi nikhalthe hain rasthe badal badal ke :)

( Crude English translation
I am so much in love with you,
that my tears come out from different avenues(ways))
 
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Yeh ISHQ (love with INS) itna nahi hai aasan (easy)
Ek aag (fire) ka dariya (sea) hai aur dub ke jana hai.
----------------------------------Mirtakimir
 
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