* * * President BankeBihari 2003

[1amShantanuB]

T G I F :

Tired of its people like Bankebabus, India gave independence to them.
Banke Bihari became President of new country 'Banbir'
He replaced all IT people with pharmacists.
After some days they found their computers were infected with virus.
But, people had no clue what to do and opened its box and poured "pencilin" into it.

 

[noRFEyet]

This is a good one.

 

[maddi]

cool one dude.

But there is a point what bihari is saying. Now that IT has saturated probably the indian govt. should concentrate on biotechnology.

 

[jay_gc2001]

1amShantnuB

You have a real creative brain.

 

[vtgcsaga]

Not to forget. Pacifiers are free in this stinking state. If you are wondering what a pacifier can do to control stink, I do not know. Only Bihari Pharmacists(Cos they are special and have their own country and hence their own books and knowledge) will know

Note: GREENCARDS are NOT issued in this special country, as the country is economically sound under the uptight leadership of Mr.BankeBiharee.

 

[gcgcgcgc]

Good one 1amShantnuB . . .
Keep it up . . .

 

[BankeBihari2003]

No matter what you guys say. IT is no brainer. I can make a monkey an IT expert if that monkey can read and write.
Here this Hex consulting from Madras has sent following as "IT Specialist" to US, A police constable, a cycle puncherwallah etc.

As far as Pharmacy goes you need specialized training in making medicines. IT work can be achived by creating cheap "IT Labor Camps" in India, while Pharmacy can't be done.
Don't worry guys I will open one such camp for you in Bihar where unemployed biharis will pass their time at your homes(Have fun with....) when you are working in camps!!!!!!...

 

[1amShantanuB]

No matter what you guys say. IT is no brainer. I can make a monkey an IT expert if that monkey can read and write.

- BIG IF .. if monkey can read and write ..LOL

Here this Hex consulting from Madras has sent following as "IT Specialist" to US, A police constable, a cycle puncherwallah etc.
- Because there was no way to get Visas for them

As far as Pharmacy goes you need specialized training in making medicines.
- Our uneducated village women are still doing. Go and get some advice

IT work can be achived by creating cheap "IT Labor Camps" in India, while Pharmacy can't be done.
- Yup.. for IT you needa camp but pharmacy can be done under a tree in forest living with animals

Don't worry guys I will open one such camp for you in Bihar where unemployed biharis will pass their time at your homes(Have fun with....) when you are working in camps!!!!!!...

We IT-men won't mind to 'employ' your unemployed women at our homes as servent-maids

 

[dsatish]

Sanity Please

What happened to people in this board ?
Shantanu,
Is it necessary for you to create a separate thread for this title ?
you could have put this joke in your TGIF thread or you could have posted this as a reply to the BankeBihari . Just ignore this Bihari guy. Don't reply to his each and every post. It's clear that he is just having fun.

ASN (i am guessing, you will read this thread),
What makes you to create 4 threads on the same topic on the same day ? What's the point in making the main page of this forum look so dirty ?

gcgcgcgc,
Why did you create a new thread just to ask moderator to delete this thread. If this thread is so bad, why did you posted a reply here saying 'Good One, Shantanu'. This is hipocricy.

Please restore some Sanity here. I am sure that people are feeling bad on seeing all these silly things and unnecessary fights.
Let the main page look clean and also please stop bickerings