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Something Ineresting about Indians:
1. Mother-in law:
In India - A women capable of making your life miserable.
Outside India - A women you never fight with, because where else you will find such a dedicated baby sitter for free?
2. Husband:
In India - A boring human species, who listens more to his mother than you, and orders you around to serve him, his parents and siblings.
Outside India - Still boring, but now a useful human species that comes in handy when the house needs to be vacuumed.
3. Friend:
In India - A person whose house you can drop into any time of the day or night and you'll always be welcome.
Outside India - A person who you have to call first to check and make sure he is not busy.
4. Wife:
In India - A woman who gives you your underwear and towel when you go to take a shower.
Outside India - A woman who yells at you not to leave tub dirty when you go to take bath.
5. Son:
In India - A teenager, who without asking will carry your grocery bags from the market.
Outside India - A teenager, who suddenly remembers he has lot of homework when you start mowing the lawn.
6. Daughter:
In India - A lovely doll, who brings tears to your eyes during her marriage.
Outside India - A lovely doll, who brings you to tears long before her marriage.
7. Father:
In India - A person you are afraid of, and who is never to be disobeyed.
Outside India - A person to whom you pretend to obey, after all he is the one paying your college tuition.?
8. Desi Engineer:
In India - A person with a respectable job and earning lots.
Outside India - A person without a secure job, who always dreams one day he will be rich.
9. Desi Doctor:
In India - A respectable person with ok income.
Outside India-A money making machine, who has a money spending machine at home called "doctor's wife".
10. Bhangra:
In India - A vigorous Punjabi festival dance.
Outside India - A desi dance you do, when you don't know how to dance.
11. Software Engineer:
In India - A high-tech guy, always speaks in American accent, always anxious to queue consulate visa line.
Outside India - The same hi-tech guy, who does Ganapati Puja everyday, and says 'This is my last year in the US (or wherever)' every year.
12. A Green Card holder bachelor:
In India - the guy can't speak Hindi, parents of good Looking girls are dying to hook him, wears jacket in summer, says he has a BMW back there.
Outside India - the guy can't speak English, wears jacket all the time, works in a Candy store at Manhattan, dreams of owning a BMW.
1. Mother-in law:
In India - A women capable of making your life miserable.
Outside India - A women you never fight with, because where else you will find such a dedicated baby sitter for free?
2. Husband:
In India - A boring human species, who listens more to his mother than you, and orders you around to serve him, his parents and siblings.
Outside India - Still boring, but now a useful human species that comes in handy when the house needs to be vacuumed.
3. Friend:
In India - A person whose house you can drop into any time of the day or night and you'll always be welcome.
Outside India - A person who you have to call first to check and make sure he is not busy.
4. Wife:
In India - A woman who gives you your underwear and towel when you go to take a shower.
Outside India - A woman who yells at you not to leave tub dirty when you go to take bath.
5. Son:
In India - A teenager, who without asking will carry your grocery bags from the market.
Outside India - A teenager, who suddenly remembers he has lot of homework when you start mowing the lawn.
6. Daughter:
In India - A lovely doll, who brings tears to your eyes during her marriage.
Outside India - A lovely doll, who brings you to tears long before her marriage.
7. Father:
In India - A person you are afraid of, and who is never to be disobeyed.
Outside India - A person to whom you pretend to obey, after all he is the one paying your college tuition.?
8. Desi Engineer:
In India - A person with a respectable job and earning lots.
Outside India - A person without a secure job, who always dreams one day he will be rich.
9. Desi Doctor:
In India - A respectable person with ok income.
Outside India-A money making machine, who has a money spending machine at home called "doctor's wife".
10. Bhangra:
In India - A vigorous Punjabi festival dance.
Outside India - A desi dance you do, when you don't know how to dance.
11. Software Engineer:
In India - A high-tech guy, always speaks in American accent, always anxious to queue consulate visa line.
Outside India - The same hi-tech guy, who does Ganapati Puja everyday, and says 'This is my last year in the US (or wherever)' every year.
12. A Green Card holder bachelor:
In India - the guy can't speak Hindi, parents of good Looking girls are dying to hook him, wears jacket in summer, says he has a BMW back there.
Outside India - the guy can't speak English, wears jacket all the time, works in a Candy store at Manhattan, dreams of owning a BMW.
