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Christmas in Cambodia
with Captain Fraud

I am Captain Fraud
And I am, by Gawd,
Captain of Cambodia.

With my lucky hat,
From a spy, at that,
I stormed into Cambodia.

With three purple hearts,
Three bandaids apart,
Ah, Christmas in Cambodia.

With camera and gall
I reenacted all
My exploits in Cambodia.

My fantasy,"seared" in
memory,
Will gain for me a
presidency,
President of Cambodia.

For I’m Captain Fraud
And remain, by gawd,
The Liar of Cambodia.

Gene Neary
Captain,
USS Fantasy
 
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