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1. Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas.
So he called up the Tourist department and asked them, "Ji. Could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas..."

The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and Laloo immediately
replies "thank you" and puts the phone down.


2. At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." And the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE."

The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?"

Laloo replies:"LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."


Have a good Memorial day.
 
I don't think Laloo Yadav is that dumb. He is ruling more or less
50 million people for last 12 years (including IAS officers, IPS officers, so many thousands of educated people who think they are much more intelligent than him).

Still anybody think he is dumb? Think again.

He is the smartest person in Bihar, if I go to some more length, one of smartest in India.

Otherwise how can you justify his ruling for last 12 years? Still the saga continues.
 
Speech recognition software
At a recent Sacramento PC User's Group meeting, a company was demonstrating
its latest speech-recognition software. A representative from the company
was just about ready to start the demonstration and asked everyone in the
room to quiet down.

Just then someone in the back of the room yelled,
"Format C: Return."
Someone else chimed in:
"Yes, Return"
Unfortunately, the software worked.
 
Its all a game of refreshing.

I was wondering how everyone here can afford to be browsing immigrationportal.com 6-7 hours a day.?
I am talking about me now. When my boss is around I minimize it and then back again to the wonderful world of Disney.
I used to think how the employers afford to give paychecks when there is no output. Obviously browsing immigrationportal.com 6-7 hours a day, how can one give output?.
immigrationportal, Maximize, Minimize, refresh, INS case status online, immigration.gov, refresh, immiportal, rupnet, minimize, maximize, refresh and this cycle continues even in my sleep.
I am going to reduce the # of hours of browsing now, because one of our company's employee (GORI-PURE) has been noticing me very often, badly hypnotized by this website and always refreshing and sometimes in my own world smiling, sad, angry, whispering some words, refreshing again- saw me one day typing 'Yahooooooo Aprooooved'- asked me hey, why don't you show me what is there in this website which is so interesting?.
She asked me 'You look very happy today, tell me what is approved'. I told her RD- Nov/Dec is being processed. She asked what is that since she did not understand a word of it.
I thought for a while what do I say her. I started explaining her what this is all about. PD, RD, ND, FP, EAD, LC, AP, AD. She is not aware about these things at all. First I thought of telling her 'my credit card is approved'. But then I thought why should I lie, I am not an IIO.
Till today a lot of people do not understand the process of how the immigrants get their permanent residency. They know a bit about words like H1B's visa and green card though.
So finally the moral of the abovementioned story is how to start giving some output while browsing 6-7 hours a day.
How do you all folks manage it? Please post your ways, tricks and managing ideas.
Thanks in advance
RD-Jan2002
 
one rather significant tool is having a browser that lets you open

multiple 'tabs' like in Netscape 7 or Opera.

Not that the main intention is to hide it from someone, but rather, to keep my taskbar clearer, and as a side benifit, why not.

also, I explained to one of my colleagues once the whole process, and he has a totally different view of the troubles now.

just thought i'd share
 
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