just a word of caution...

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habibi

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Folks... Don't get carried on by the internet. For all you know, Anita might not be the one you picture her to be.

The following ad in "The Atlanta Journal" is reported to have
gotten numerous calls......
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE... Seeks male companionship, ethnicity
unimportant. I'm a very good looking, who LOVES to play. I love
long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting,
camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.
Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, only what nature gave me.
Kiss me and I'm yours.
Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy,






Over 150 men found themselves talking to the Local Humane Society about an eight-week-old black LABRADOR retriever!
 
another word of caution

Habibi,

Just becoz u happen to know about this funny ad, u r trying to fit it in here. I pity ur SOH (Sense of ???????).
 
Habibi - Watch out!

What has gone into your head? This site is not for any personal attacks. Your post does not make sense to me and is definitely not called for.

I think we should restrict ourselves to opinions only. We like this forum for cohesive freedom of opinion. However, it should not be taken undue advatage of.

I don't believe in mending the opinions, though. If you still feel like posting such messages, you are free to do so. However, it may defeat the very purpose of this forum.
 
gc7.....

Easy tiger!! Context, context.
It's just an amusing story he wanted to relate. He didn't mean anything by it. It's a creative way to find homes for poor dogs.

In the same vein, you must have heard the story of the young man
who puts an advert in the paper seeking a wife?

He got 400 replies, all from men, saying "You can have mine!".
 
chicken65...all these people are trying to act good for your Anita. So you have compettition there, buddy.
 
Chicken65

I can understand the humor. In fact, I laughed, too.

However, I didn't see how it fits the context. I am not convinced that Anita Gupta has faked the name (If you see some of her earlier posts).

May be I am too old fashioned for WWW humor. Let's continue to have fun.
 
Anita..

Its not just any pooch, it is a lab. At least he didnt refer to it as a mutt ;)

Originally posted by Anita Gupta
hmmm... I would prefer to hear:

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day

than:

Shall I compare thee to a pooch
Click to expand...
 
I do not think any right thinking

person uses his/her real name for ID on a discussion board.

Imagine an Asian female doing that !!

For once habibi posted a very appropriate thing. Laugh at the humour, take the hint or.... sink in your own stupidity.
 
Exploring Anita further

I propose two theories regarding identity of Anita:

1) If she is using her real name, she is not married. Or, married to a guy with lesser wit.

2) If she is not using her real name, then she is a "he". Probably a psycopath with split personality disorder (SPD), who likes to explore woman's world by becoming one.

What do you guys say? Please let me know
 
gc791188,

Theories apart, I wonder why it's such a big deal that we need to wonder about a female using this forum for the sake of info. exchange.
 
dma_va

As you would have noticed, INS is closed and no activities are expected.

What can be more fun than playing a psychological game.
 
gc791188 -- I say the best way for you to find out is to ask "Anita Gupta" for a kiss.

If she agrees to it, she's out of her mind.
If she does not agree, she must be thinking you're ugly.
:D
 
There are some more possibilities

3) If he agrees, then I am in deep shit
4) If he does not agree, then he is too deep into SPD. That he has lost is original identity.
 
Dont get her mad though. She is a badminton player. She likes to play with shuttle "cock". And if she decides to with yours, we all will have to wonder if gc791188 is a "He" or "She".
:D
 
This is getting to be interesting...

Wanna hazard a guess at the gender of some of the profiles on this fourm?
 
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Habibi, just like Chicken65

I was also a field hockey player.

I was "left out", though. Therefore, I hope I will be spared in the game of badminton, as well.

As a last resort, I will scoop the ball to the center forward (Chicken65). Then it's upto him to decide what to do.
 
gc791188 -- There's no "ball" involved here. Remember ...She's a badminton player. All she could be interested in is a "cock" to "shuttle" it down across the net. And if she likes, she might hit the "two balls" associated with the cock also.

This is getting gross.
:D
 
It's just a matter of perception

Both are playing games. Badminton player plays badminton, hockey player plays hockey. So on an absolute frame of reference, both of them are illusioned. On a relative frame of reference, the shuttle cock for a badminton player is nothing but a stick and a ball for a hackey player.

Scooping is the only way out for a hockey player when he is surrounded by the opposition.
 
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