It's friday again, let's have some fun...Prove: Why Girls = Evil

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answer:

1. First we state that girls require time and money
Girls = Time * Money

2. and as we all know that "time is money"
Time = Money

therefore:
Girls = Money * Money = Money^2

and also we know 'money is the root of all evil'
Money = sqrt(Evil)

therefore:
Girls = (sqrt(Evil))^2

and we are forced to conculed that
Girls = Evil


:D :D :D
 
do not try to make your thread popular

by demeaning girls..Try something else like try putting a magic word.I guess you know..
If not you are no less than habib..:mad:
 
Amazing proof

I think after Pythogoras theorm, this is the second most complex discovery

:D :rolleyes: :)
 
Intelligent, but sick

This is an intelligent, but sick joke. Also smacks of South Asian cultural and social philosophy.
 
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how about this joke..

"A man is INCOMPLETE before his marriage and after the marriage he is FINISHED!":D
 
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I miss the good old days

Where on weekends we used to have a joke thread
That used to really perk me up. and make me laugh, which helped me to forget the GC mania even if only for a few minutes. (Those were precious minutes)
 
hey..don't worry..

when dma_va comes back on this 9th, we will see some good old days back..I wonder if he has been approved by now..
 
adding 2 cents:

Do you immigration people think that Americans are funny? I really cannot find anything funny it them and their TV makes me sick!!!!
 
Okay... my reply.... just for fun!

Proof that mean are worse than girls

First, we state that men need time, money, girls and sex.
Men = timex x money x girls x sex

As we all know "Time is money".
Time = money

Therefore
Men = money x money x girls x sex

And we all know men want girls as many as possible because they want to have sex as many as they can. For them:
Girls = sex

As for men's proof that "girls are evil"
Girls = evil
So
Evil = sex

Therefore
Men = (money)^2 x Evil x Evil

And because "money is the root of all evil"
money = (evil)^1/2 ->square root

Therefore
money^2 = Evil
Men = Evil x (Evil)^2
= (Evil)^3

Men's proof
Girls = Evil

Girls' Proof:
Men = (Evil)^3 --> MEN ARE WORSE THAN EVIL

Have a wonderful weekend all!
 
Now I know why I flunked my math class!!!:p
I lost you just before half of a half way there.

Good Weekend Guyz...
Yes the weekend is here. Time to relax.......
I wait all week for this.
 
Hey dont be sexist, good or evil doesnt come with the gender

I know a lot of girls who are good. But of course, there are others who are truly evil . Same with boys.

I dont like evil girls, but I will likely consider the naughty ones :D
 
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