Documents I have prepared just in case:
- wife's report cards from gardes 1-12, college transcripts inlcuding grad
school, just in case the USCIS thinks she's not too bright for marrying a
foreigner
- my reports cards from k-12, plus college, just in case they think I'm not too
bright for marrying a Yank (oh wait, my wife has a master's and I don't, do
you guys think that will be a problem? Do you think the USCIS will think this
marriage is a sham? Oh but wait again, my GPA was .02 higher than her's in
college, can that cause a problem? Oh man I am so scared)
- my driver's ed test showing I passed the first time so that the USCIS won't
think I will be a bad driver (I got one question wrong about how far from an
intersection you have to be to parallel park, do you think that could cause
a problem? what if the IO is a real stickler for parking rules? Someone
please help!!
- an affidavit from the bum down the road saying he has seen me and my wife
staggering home drunk together many a Friday night (this is just in case the
USCIS think I may drink and drive, the bum will attest to the fact I
walk home when drunk). Wait do you think the fact I drink beer Friday nights
will be a problem? What if the IO is a Mormon? Please advise me ASAP.
- an affidavit from our dog's psychologist which will say that our dog has
known us since birth 2.5 years ago and that we really are a legitimte couple
and that we treat the dog nicely (just in case the USCIS may think I'm
mean to animals and he's some kind of PETA nut)
- birth certificates of every human I have ever met, and a certfied copy just
in case, translated into French, Spanish, German, Farsi and Hebrew...just in
case the IO speaks one of those languages...oh no I didn't get a Swahili
translation, do you guys think that may cause a delay? Damn those Swahili
translators and their delays!!!
- pay stubs from my first job as a paper boy just in case the IO thinks I don't
work. Oh crap, I only made $20 a week at that job which is way below the
I-864 minimum. What should I do? Get a sposor? And if so should I include 3
years of tax returns even if my sponsor made $190,000,000,000 last year
but only made $15,200 in 2004?
Anything else you might think of? I am so scared. I haven't even got my interview notice yet and am already panicking. PLEASE HELP!!!