Interesting call to TSC

GCLingum

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So, I called TSC on a whim this morning, partly because I was bored out of my mind, partly because I thought it was about time I tried to stir things up a little bit.

I called the 1-800 number, talked to the first tier (non-Fed) person, who obviously could not help me, and put me on hold and apparently transfered me to TSC directly.

There was some music briefly and then a recording "Your estimated wait time is between five and ten minutes" repeatedly again and again, no pause and no music in between.

Five to ten minutes later....

USCIS, how can I 'elp you? (female - in a heavy east Nu Joyzee accent)

I have a pending I-485 case with you. I want to find out what happened to it?

Did you check online?

I did!

What does it say?

It says the same thing it has been saying for months now.

That's probably because there has been no update.

(*sigh) That's why I have called you to find out if you have something new.

What's the number of the application?

It's EACxxxxxxxx.

"Lemme see what's goin' on heya!" tick tick tick tick... tick tick tick... "Ahh.. I see your name check has been pendin'... That's what's goin' on!"

Oh really? (just to humor her)

Yaw! Ohh.. I see it got cleared on May 20th. So you should be gettin' something by now.

Nice! What would that be you suppose?

Lemme forward this to my supervisor for consideration.

That would be really nice.

When did you get you bye-ya (bio) done?

I beg you pardon?

Your bye-ya, picture and FP?

I don't remember.

Then you need to get it done, coz we can't approve unless we have the latest bye-ya.

And are you saying I am supposed to track how old my bio info is?

No, but that's why I'm gonna initiate one for you now.

Ohh... okay

Anything else now?

So, that's it? Nothing else? When should I expect anything?

Within 30 days. Anything else I can help you with.

No, that is plenty for today.

Bye!

Bye!
 
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Dude, I feel your pain, but thanks for the laugh. That was great :D


So, I called TSC on a whim this morning, partly because I was bored out of my mind, partly because I thought it was about time I tried to stir things up a little bit.

I called the 1-800 number, talked to the first tier (non-Fed) person, who obviously could not help me, and put me on hold and apparently transfered me to TSC directly.

There was some music briefly and then a recording "Your estimated wait time is between five and ten minutes" repeatedly again and again, no pause and no music in between.

Five to ten minutes later....

USCIS, how can I 'elp you? (female - in a heavy east Nu Joyzee accent)

I have a pending I-485 case with you. I want to find out what happened to it?

Did you check online?

I did!

What does it say?

It says the same thing it has been saying for months now.

That's probably because there has been no update.

(*sigh) That's why I have called you to find out if you have something new.

What's the number of the application?

It's EACxxxxxxxx.

"Lemme see what's goin' on heya!" tick tick tick tick... tick tick tick... "Ahh.. I see your name check has been pendin'... That's what's goin' on!"

Oh really? (just to humor her)

Yaw! Ohh.. I see it got cleared on May 20th. So you should be gettin' something by now.

Nice! What would that be you suppose?

Lemme forward this to my supervisor for consideration.

That would be really nice.

When did you get you bye-ya (bio) done?

I beg you pardon?

Your bye-ya, picture and FP?

I don't remember.

Then you need to get it done, coz we can't approve unless we have the latest bye-ya.

And are you saying I am supposed to track how old my bio info is?

No, but that's why I'm gonna initiate one for you now.

Ohh... okay

Anything else now?

So, that's it? Nothing else? When should I expect anything?

Within 30 days. Anything else I can help you with.

No, that is plenty for today.

Bye!

Bye!
 
pretty cool actually coz u atleast found out that your name check was completed and not pending anymore....
 
At least you got to speak to a half-witted NJ'er, and moreover she said she would pass it on to her supervisor, which means you should get something soon.
 
One of the funnier posts. Good one.
It's interesting how people use humor to cope with difficulties... :)
 
Could please tell how to reach TSC IO.

Could please tell how to reach TSC IO.

Thanks in advance.
 
I enjoyed that "phone convo"!

It always helps to smile or laugh especially in times of stress & waiting for USCIS is certainly stressfull!

Thanks for the laugh today!
 
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