INS employee gets 3 wishes granted

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djh

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An INS Employee sits in his office and out of boredom, decides to see what's in his old filing cabinet. He pokes through the old 485 applications he's stashed and comes across an old brass lamp. "This will look nice on my mantelpiece," he decides and takes it home with him.

While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him three wishes. "I wish for an ice cold diet Pepsi right now!" He gets his Pepsi and drinks it. Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish. "I wish to be on an island where beautiful nymphomaniacs reside." Suddenly he is on an island with gorgeous females eyeing him lustfully. He tells the genie his third and last wish: "I wish I'd never have to work ever again."

POOF!

He's back in the CSC INS office.
 
Hehe, this is ultra funny.

Anyways, I saw that one guy in wac-02-046 got an RFE sent today, maybe INS has the security system in place and has started picking cases. If this picks up and is sustained, we can be sure it did.
 
It seems to be a rather old joke abou somebody else, but anyway thank you very much for bringing it up- I laughed till I dropped.
Cheers!
 
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